Twitter grammar

The common technique of using incorrect grammar or leaving out words on the microblogging site Twitter to stay below the 140 character limit, kind of like newspaper headlines but even more aggressive. Also known as Twitter ellipsis or Larry's grammar (after the Twitter bird's name).

Twitter user: "Had nice walk at park today, was fun, went to see new trees and pranked dad, should hang out more w/ friends #yolo t.co/6wHAtEvEro"
Reader one: "What the fuck?"
Reader two: "Don't worry, it's just Twitter grammar."

by appleblueseagreen February 9, 2015

bad grammar

me is me was did gone went the park weekend the. me is they very good smart peton. me no speak engrish

that idiot has bad grammar

by Anti.Social.Club6 June 20, 2019

Winkle Grammar

Used to describe someone who can't seem to understand or correctly use grammar. Alternatively, this can be used as an insult to ones grammatical knowledge.

Texter 1: "their so annoying, im just going to leave those two to themselves"

Texter 2: "That's some Winkle Grammar right there"

by PetTheGodDamPeepo August 27, 2020

Royal grammar school

A school in Guildford home to the nitty zidaan and a massive stud called johnathon lee

Did u see johnathon lee from royal grammar school on the weekend? He can have my kids

by BenKamstra October 11, 2021

carrickfergus grammar school

A school for nerds and stuck ups. All the students in Carrick Grammar think they are something when they are just knobs. Carrick Grammar is the worst school to go to because they somehow managed to burn down a classroom. That’s how stupid these students are. Even though this is supposed to be a “smart” school.

Liam: What school do you go to?
Bob: carrickfergus grammar school
Liam: Lame

by LolersUrMum November 26, 2021

Burnham Grammar School

School in burnham

home of mobsters like 78trigz (Daniel) and slough's local trapper Arul Dix

Some lengers teaches like stancheva and mr trehy

Home of b-tech johnny sins (my gray)

Full of wannabe roadmen

Shoutout to my nigga alex

Son: Im now a child rapist!

Mum: What school did you go to?

Son: Burnham Grammar School!

by Raze Buddy March 30, 2022

Camberwell Grammar School

i think its an elite school with horny seventh graders which has children who smokes crackpipes outside he fence and gets overcharged for some fish and chips.

Brother: "Where did you get that crackpipe?"

Older brother: "From the headmasters office at Camberwell Grammar School"

by jaidengirl June 9, 2022