google video

A website originally intended for video sharing. Although many of their videos are entertaining (even thought most are usually extremely stupid), google video is heavily spammed by marketing clips and random offshore “www dot some random scam site dot com” links. These spammers claim to have made tons of money by spamming others to join their pyramid scam.

Dude! Last night at that party, you got so drunk that you took a shit in your girlfriends fish tank. You may not remember it, but we got it on tape, and put it up on google video for the world to see.

by Xeal August 11, 2006

Google Shock

A form of shock induced by using the Google search engine. Google Shock occurs when one types in the first few words of an innocent sentence and Google attempts to guess what you are typing by filling it in with a shockingly inappropriate and unrelated ending.

For instance, you want to type “How do I get my car to start?” in the search prompt. By the time you have typed in “How do I get my”, Google has guessed that you are typing “How do I get my sister to sleep with me?”. Shock ensues.

I was feeling depressed about life so I decided to ask Google “why are we here?”. I had gotten as far as typing in “why are” and Google’s first guess was that I was asking “why are black people so loud”. The following Google Shock brought me out of my depression.

by Kidels and Bits February 11, 2010

Gooble Goble

Gooble Goble is chanted when a group of freaks make a norn "one of them", such as when a norm gets married to a freak. Comes from the movie 'Freaks'.
The term has been used in South park and Doctor Phineas Steel song 'Donkey Town'.

"Gooble Goble, Gooble Goble, One of us! One of us!" - Freaks
"You will be on of us! Gooble Goble, Gooble Goble!" - Doctor Steel

by J ackalope February 7, 2008

Google Glass

Currently one of the most effective forms of birth control, and annoying everyone around you (see glasshole).

Google Glass user: Excuse me, can you tell me what the best bookstore is?
Other Person: FUCK YOU! FUCKING NSA CREEP!

Google Glass user: Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Hot Girl: (walks away...)

by Twitterpated1 April 13, 2014

Google Piss

Proper noun. He/she who uses the toilet and does not wash their hands - spends the day on Google spreading his/her pissy hands all over the keyboard. Keen on handshakes in corridoors.

Ian: Fuck man, that bloke never washed his hands in the bathroom.
Barry: Be careful mate, once he's finished looking at clips of old movies, he'll google piss you from behind.

by RJH250484 January 16, 2009

Youtube MySpace and I'll Google your Yahoo

Simply dirty jokes along with many other puns on similar words that seem harmless at first but turned in quite a different way ... Another popular one that has gotten around is : Hey baby, wanna come to myspace and twitter my yahoo 'til i google all over your facebook? ...
You will need to use your dirty mind to figure out the true meaning to these.

Mike: Youtube MySpace and I'll Google your Yahoo

Abby: get lost mike ... before I mace you ...

Mike: well how about you come to myspace and twitter my yahoo 'til i google all over your facebook?

Abby: ew mike your such a pervert

by MaT5892 July 27, 2009

Google Baiting

To Google bait is to tempt Google's suggestion bar feature by typing in a random phrase and seeing what it advises you to finish the phrase with and search for. It is a proven cure for boredom, as there is a high frequency of crazy-ass shit showing up.

Jimmy: Yo, what you doin', homeboy?

Johnny: Yo, I'm Google baiting. I'm so bored, I been doin' this shit all afternoon. I typed in "Is George Bush" and google suggested "Jewish?" and "a reptilian?". I nearly died LOLing.

Jimmy: Yo, that's so silly, dude. I mean, everyone knows that Dubya's a reptile, right?

by noah91 November 16, 2009