instagram goober

Also known as Instagram fuck boys, post inspirational quotes or usually post something similar to the girl they trying to Holla atropine she slides in his DM's.

William is a straight Instagram goober bruh.

by ispeaktruths213 April 16, 2016

goofy goober'd

when you are high as fuck and can barley walk.

dysfunctionally high

I smoked a fat ass blunt and I was goofy goober'd.

by Lil Choady March 26, 2019

Gay Goober

“Green squishy candy that you eat”…”turns you gay”-Paige

Did you eat the last Gay Goober?

by Darcy’s boyfriend March 5, 2022

hoob goob

slang for when a dog dances around with diarrhea and leaves a shit spiral on the floor

hooby goober that oogly boogly hoob goob.

by anonymous April 11, 2022

sunny side goofy goober

A move which is used in sex where a man sticks his penis into a woman's ear and urinates into it.

Last night, I gave my wife a sunny side goofy goober three times.

by Dramana June 30, 2019

goofy little goober

goofy little goober

person 1: goofy little goober

person 2: goofy little goober

by bigpoopoodiarrheaman October 11, 2022

chunky monkey rowe goob

it is short for a person who is fat and is proud of it

he is a chunky monkey rowe goob

by NotDeclan12345 November 1, 2022