Goobsterism

An absolute Goober someone who’s an absolute nut master and wants to suck your nuts dry

A foolish person nutty for nuts

Alaina had a case of Goobsterism

by OMW2FYBOO June 16, 2022

goober muck

lipstick
derived from nadast language, that was made famous in anthony burgess', a clockwork orange

she had so much goober muck on, her lips were neon!

by the name's alex, droogs March 6, 2009

goober scoop

taking a single slice of bread and scooping the peanut butter and jelly combo, goobers, with no utensil.

"man, im hungry, i'll have me a goober scoop."

"I'm gonna goober scoop"

by van whalen December 17, 2009

goobeln

To ponder in extreme depth.

Artistotle was famous to goobeln often of the workings of the world.

by Canis Write May 22, 2010

goober tendon

noun- the muscle in the back of one's upper leg, which causes one to go "full-derp" and laugh like a goober when squeezed hard enough.

Dammit, Justin! Stop squeezing my goober tendon; you're gonna make my vagina cry ffs!

by Princess Falullah May 18, 2016

goobber gobbler

a gay male - a chick that gives a lot of head,speaking of" head " i should hit the sticky before I put this word in a sentence.

while blazing with my bro Double D,he informed me his x-boss was a goobber gobbler like my sister

by Donkey Barn's April 14, 2017

gobbsie

When someone sucks multiple dicks to get ahead in a job. Making a Gob sound so nicknamed Gobbsie

Andrew sucked the bosses dicks to try to get ahead and now is known as Gobbsie

by Old_Soggy_Oyster May 17, 2017