GLOG

An acronym for "Go Look On Google"

Dakota: What's firefox?!??!?!?!
Toonie: GLOG.

by Artoonie December 11, 2007

Global Meltdown

When a person is traveling and they fall apart. This person attracts attention to himself or herself because they have lost their edge. Their friends flee immediately.

I am out of here. We are in Prague and Ryan is having a Global Meltdown and yelling at the nice waitress. Get him a broom to pick up his scattered mental pieces and have him call me tomorrow when he has his s*&# together. Unacceptable.

by Bartendress February 2, 2006

glog

when a woman gives immaculate head

Barry: see that girl Sarah she's gives great glog

by glog January 1, 2022

a global threat

same as definition one except for add also song the maine punx

agt beats up all u peopel who dont like punx with big mohawks

by emo sucks December 16, 2004

Global Alarmist

Individual that strives to stay fashionable and correct by warning others of global warming when they themselves have no basic grasp of earth science. These were the same type of individuals that warmed of global cooling in the 60's. When asked simple earth science questions like "what is the pleistocene epoch?", or "what was the name of the last ice age", they get defensive. When asked if they should be more worried about an asteroid, they giggle and say that's just in the movies.

The global alarmist warned of melting glaciers even though the professor of atmospheric science tried to tell him there are areas of increased glaciation in progress.

by Ponderpoint November 23, 2006

global commons

(GLOW-bowl KAHM-unz) noun. natural resources (such as pure water and clean air) that should be provided for everyone free of charge, regardless of socioeconomic status for they belong, worldwide, to everyone- EQUALLY!

sane person: "If Suez, the conglomerate that fucked up Atlanta's water and sewer system, hooks up with Omni-tems and the neo cons the global commons is truly in jeopardy."
another sane person: "They would like nothing better than the privatization of everything.
sane person: "Yeah, the next thing you know they will be selling us air!"
another sane person: "Well, it's like Lenin said, 'The decline of capitalism leads to fascism.'"

by Nedd Ludd October 10, 2005

gloatation device

An Item used to prevent gloating

-Dont play him hes a gloating idiot
-Yeah but check this trophy out that i won its a total gloatation device

by King zini January 15, 2008