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globglobgabgalab

A worm from a weird cartoon that became a meme in March 2018
I am the Globglobgabgalab and I love books
by 322997am May 23, 2018
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Globglogabgalab

The all holy, true god. All other gods are false.
Person 1: I love my god!
Person 2: Who do you believe in?
Person 1: Jes...
Person 2: YOUR GOD IS FALSE. THE TRUE GOD IS THE GLOBGLOGABGALAB. THE MAN OF SCHWIBBLEGLIBBLEKIND!
by YoMommaFarted May 18, 2018
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Globalgasm

The self-knowledge that one day in the future all the people of the planet will have an orgasm simultaneously, producing sufficient energy capable of knocking the Earth out of its orbit and start a new interstellar journey through the universe.
"Darling, I've just had a globalgasm idea about our future together!"

"Shut up and flush the toilet"
by alberto calligaris April 9, 2008
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Globalist

A person who is behind a shadow world government. Usually a person in a powerful position and who practices eugenics and satanism.
Globalists have been governing the world for centuries already
by Thomas Jefferson 1986 March 11, 2018
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globalization

Globalization is the inter-dependence of nations on one anothers' goods, resulting in a global economy. One may argue that such has occurred since civilization began, with the thing we know as commerce, but that is more wrong than right.

There are perks of globalization, such as:
- The ability to travel internationally easier.
- A wide variety of goods, differing in quality and price dramatically.
- Forced peace between inter-dependent nations, which results in less war.
- More universal measurement, arithmetic, and language, making it easier for people to communicate internationally.

Of course, globalization has serious draw-backs, too:
- If one economy declines, the rest do, too. This is much like a farmer using one variant of one crop, which will result in the destruction of most of his crop, if a bad disease hits.
- If a universal currency is not used, some, smaller nations will have disadvantages in trade.
- If one nation so chooses to withdraw from the global economy, the entire thing could collapse.
- Those countries that offer less valuable products than others will get fucked over.
- The richer nations profit more than the smaller ones.
I, personally, do not advocate globalization.
by Amerikaner August 25, 2006
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globalized

Descriptive of a once quality product or respected brand which has been outsourced to low-wage suppliers that now produce inferior copies of the original.
Levi's were great before they were globalized.
by barkal December 15, 2013
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to globulate

The action of going into a room, becoming disorientated and forgetting where you are and what your original intentions were. At the same time, you have taken a piece of stationery into the room and brandished it at the air in the room in general, and then left without doing what you intended.
"Excuse me sir, are you trying to return this biro...?"

"oh no, He's just globulating. I think I want to globulate also."
by i can't find my mango April 8, 2007
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