One who is overly enthusiastic for technological advantage derived from equipment, accessories, or wardrobe, especially in one who's underlying fundamental proficiency is clearly lacking.
"Besides price, my main hesitation (in sporting a Speedo LZR Racer Swimsuit a la Multi-Gold Medalist Olympian Michael Phelps) would be looking like a gear-happy jackass on the pool deck at a meet." -- Sara Dickerman, writing for Slate on Wednesday, Aug. 6, 2008
by FreeTrader1 October 11, 2008
Get the gear-happy mug.the chair in your bedroom that your gear likes to sit on (it has been fully adopted as the place to put the gear you don't know where else to put because you are lazy and stuff). the gear chair keeps the rest of your room clean.
you probably have never sat on your gear chair. this is partially because the gear chair is often completely covered in gear for extended periods of time and people (especially the person who lives there) tend to not even notice it (not as a seat anyways)(even after it is cleaned off)and partially because it is a gear chair - not a seat.
you probably have never sat on your gear chair. this is partially because the gear chair is often completely covered in gear for extended periods of time and people (especially the person who lives there) tend to not even notice it (not as a seat anyways)(even after it is cleaned off)and partially because it is a gear chair - not a seat.
-the gear chair is most likely where you throw clothes you wore but did not get dirty
-the gear chair kicks it
-the gear chair gets its kick it on
-the gear chair kicks it
-the gear chair gets its kick it on
by Persy Puffington the 1st July 20, 2010
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Get the Gear Monkey mug.Boy 1: I'm so hungry. I am going to eat that entire Pizza Hut pizza.
Boy 2: Are you really going to eat that whole pizza? That is so GLARBY.
Boy 2: Are you really going to eat that whole pizza? That is so GLARBY.
by Taycray December 20, 2013
Get the glarby mug.That sound of relief you make after the shit you've been pushing for ten minutes finally comes free.
by Dr.FunTimes June 1, 2015
Get the Glarg mug.Aspiring Musician: "I want to learn how to play Piano, but I'm too broke to get my own piano"
Mr. Gearsh : "You don't need to buy a Piano, just gearsh it."
Mr. Gearsh : "You don't need to buy a Piano, just gearsh it."
by Mr.Gearsh June 17, 2018
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