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๐Ÿ‘ glands man

A guy who manicures, bieaches, and at times bedazzles assholes. Someone who has devoted their life to making sure you have an
enticing and clean ๐Ÿ‘. His love for anal cleansing gives him his drive to succeed in life; other wise heโ€™s munching chili cheese Fritos in his basement playing fortnight. But his desire to give you an impeccable peach makes him a better man and an intricate member of society.
Dave really is a ๐Ÿ‘ glands man. He manicured, bleached, and bedazzled Tracyโ€™s asshole last week before her big date. Heโ€™s really a wonderful young lady boy ๐Ÿ‘ฆ and terrific at getting the anus properly cleaned and inspected!!!
by Badger girl 317 June 11, 2025
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throw hands with my glands

Oof just got home from hanging out with the boys, boutta throw hands with my glands if ya know what I mean ๐Ÿ˜‰
by Urban Daddy August 11, 2018
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Man to Gland Combat

When you're trying to discreetly trying to masterbate in the bathroom and someone knocks on the door.
"Tom hurry up! I need to use the bathroom"

"Hold on Zack, I'm just engaging in some man to gland combat,
by Figgy Pop July 1, 2019
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Beaver Anal Glands

I wish your mom had stuck Beaver Anal Glands between her coochie flaps
by Ilovebeavers.com September 24, 2021
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J Money Gland

J money gland goons all over the place, like no tomorrow. Watch out, he may steal your gurl with some t swizzle karaoke. But blud does not know how to finish.
Scream out in the middle of the classroom or any public setting, "J Money Gland" as loud as you can.
by Nippy007 April 30, 2024
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twat-e-glance

(Pronounced twatyglance). When you come across a post on a site like Facebook that's so incredibly stupid that you click the profile to see what other idiotic things the poster has posted
One sec, just doing a quick twat-e-glance on this guy. Flat earth, faked moon landings, yeah, ok
by Mr TwatStalk September 12, 2024
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No stiffs, glans, or butts

Humorous parody-phrase to mean dat da speaker wishes to keep a relationship platonic.
Alternative phrases for da "No stiffs, glans, or butts" saying could be either, "No orifs i.e., "orifices", as in coochies, mouths, or rectums, glands i.e., genitals that excrete fluids, such as boobs, cocks, or balls, or butts", or "No quifs slang for "queefs", or vaginal gas-expulsions during sex, glans, or butts".
by QuacksO November 27, 2021
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