by theunknown565 February 18, 2020
Get the giraffemug. “These prices are as highas giraffe pussy.” M.M.
by Mrs.scoot August 10, 2024
Get the Highas Giraffe pussymug. Other wise known as the "African Stretchy horse", or "Tall polka dot deer." The Stretchy horse can be found in Africa, as the name suggests. AND DOES NOT EAT EAUCALYPTUS THANK YOU VERY MUCH MRS.MORROW.
"Mrs.Morrow, Giraffes can't eat eucalyptus , Giraffes are from Africa, eucalyptus is from Australia!
by Palm_Tree hahhaha September 24, 2018
Get the Giraffesmug. Two definitions:
-The act of sticking one's elbow and fist into the air and moving them up and down. Some people do this to "recharge" when they are heavily intoxicated.
-An expression used to describe something that is all bent out of whack. Similar to a Sucky Piece of Santa, but not quite.
-The act of sticking one's elbow and fist into the air and moving them up and down. Some people do this to "recharge" when they are heavily intoxicated.
-An expression used to describe something that is all bent out of whack. Similar to a Sucky Piece of Santa, but not quite.
Hunter: Kelsey is on the floor doing that weird Deranged Giraffe Elbow thing again.
Katelyn: Oh now she's getting up, she must be recharged!
Katelyn: Oh now she's getting up, she must be recharged!
by dan_gleewang January 21, 2021
Get the Deranged Giraffe Elbowmug. A giraffe is a woman usually tall in stature who is used as a "trophy wife" or "mistress" that an older man will only marry and/or be in a relationship with to show off at functions.
The Giraffe is on the unintelligent side when it comes to what is actually happening in the world, and although may be escorted to events like the opera or military functions, has no idea what is happening, and thus gives off this aloof giraffe like look as to ask, "What is happening, where am I, why am I here?"....Her male companion will then reward said giraffe with Botox injections, fake breasts, bum implants, lip fillers, bleached blonde hair, etc. "Treats".
When you get a herd of giraffes, they tend to gallop to high end shops and use an enormous amount of money. Giraffes do not actually like the outdoors, contrary to the actual animal, but they do love being inside anywhere that is overly materialistic.
Giraffes when engaging with other giraffes ( their herd) will usually converse about something meaningless, like how annoying their manicurist was because they got the colour slightly wrong, or how when they spent a day at the spa, the temperature of the massage oil wasn't to their liking.
Much like a Stepford wife, a giraffe will seem to not have a mind of her own, but she will never cook, because she has no idea how, she will never bake, because baking to her is being out by the pool mindlessly tanning herself.
The Giraffe is on the unintelligent side when it comes to what is actually happening in the world, and although may be escorted to events like the opera or military functions, has no idea what is happening, and thus gives off this aloof giraffe like look as to ask, "What is happening, where am I, why am I here?"....Her male companion will then reward said giraffe with Botox injections, fake breasts, bum implants, lip fillers, bleached blonde hair, etc. "Treats".
When you get a herd of giraffes, they tend to gallop to high end shops and use an enormous amount of money. Giraffes do not actually like the outdoors, contrary to the actual animal, but they do love being inside anywhere that is overly materialistic.
Giraffes when engaging with other giraffes ( their herd) will usually converse about something meaningless, like how annoying their manicurist was because they got the colour slightly wrong, or how when they spent a day at the spa, the temperature of the massage oil wasn't to their liking.
Much like a Stepford wife, a giraffe will seem to not have a mind of her own, but she will never cook, because she has no idea how, she will never bake, because baking to her is being out by the pool mindlessly tanning herself.
"I found the perfect giraffe to marry, she already is over 5 foot 9, has blonde hair, has the IQ of 82 and she came with a pair of fake breasts! I really hit the jackpot in giraffes!"
by sad world June 29, 2019
Get the Giraffemug. A method of recursion that assumes, given the great distance that it can see, that infinite recursion is impossible so there's no need to check for the termination case.
by Viat March 10, 2022
Get the giraffe recursionmug. - Let's call John to the party tomorrow! His family's rich, he's nice, and he makes a ton of money. so he might bring an expensive present.
- No need to bother about John, he turned out to be a giraffe
- Oh, seems like he is not that successful and rich after all
- No need to bother about John, he turned out to be a giraffe
- Oh, seems like he is not that successful and rich after all
by mithyard June 24, 2021
Get the Turned out to be a giraffemug.