flying giraffe 

A term used to describe a tall girl with a long neck jumping off a diving board

Hey John you see that flying giraffe

Yah Tom that Girl had one long ass neck

flying giraffe by BIGFROOT June 10, 2023

Golden Giraffe 

A Golden Giraffe is when a male attempts to urinate with a full erection, flag pole raised vertical in all its glory. This is often used during the act of Golden Showers. There are other variations, see the Inverted Golden Giraffe.

I woke up in the middle of the night to pee, but I was fully torqued so I had to do the Golden Giraffe.

Sometimes in “water sports” the golden shower can be self-administered, or rain down from above, when the gold supply is coming from a Golden Giraffe. Pointed straight up to the heavens.

Golden Giraffe by BettyYellowSplash January 13, 2024

Highas Giraffe pussy 

Overly marked up cheap goods

“These prices are as highas giraffe pussy.” M.M.

Highas Giraffe pussy by Mrs.scoot August 10, 2024

Human Giraffe 

When you Poop,And Splooge in your Partners mouth at the same time while watching A Minecraft movie.

Hey Baby,Wanna Human Giraffe?

Not right now Mom. Im trying to Human Giraffe

Human Giraffe by Hurdurdurdurdur88 April 26, 2025

Human Giraffe 

When you Defecate, and Cum in your Partner's mouth in the same time while watching A minecraft movie

Oh yeah Babe,Im gonna Human Giraffe!

Human Giraffe by Hurdurdurdurdur88 April 26, 2025

Spider Giraffe 

A man who is one in a million infinities.

He is kind, empathetic, loving, gentle, intelligent, witty, funny, silly, sexy and an absolute joy to be around.

He allows you to be yourself, have your experiences and all your feelings. He accepts you for who you are and is your safe space.

He makes you laugh and gives you TMJ (from all the smiling).

And he has the longest spider legs in the universe and is as tall as a giraffe (metaphorically).

He is the man all the women want to be with but can’t (not just because his girlfriend is crazy and would obliterate them).

My sexy spider giraffe can we have Gn?

Spider Giraffe by The universe_actually August 13, 2025

Philly Joe Giraffe 

The name of a giraffe from the Baby Loves Jazz series of books and albums. He plays the drums.

Philly Joe Giraffe - "Hi, I'm Philly Joe Giraffe, and I am going to go on a world tour with Duck Ellington and Mingus Mouse. It will be very nifty!

Philly Joe Giraffe by The Abstract April 15, 2009