Definitions by Mrs.scoot

Deviated cervix 

It’s like a deviated septum but a southern man can’t say it the right way.

When your allergeticals are so bad you can’t breath through your deviated cervix

Deviated cervix by Mrs.scoot July 10, 2025

Highas Giraffe pussy 

Overly marked up cheap goods

“These prices are as highas giraffe pussy.” M.M.

Highas Giraffe pussy by Mrs.scoot August 10, 2024

Foot-agetic 

Photogenic foot

“You got some foot-agetic feet.” K. Hall

Foot-agetic by Mrs.scoot August 10, 2024

Diabetical 

On the verge of having diabetes.

“Eaten all these sweets is gonna make me diabetical.” M. Massey

Diabetical by Mrs.scoot August 10, 2024

Allergetical 

Southern allergies

“My neighbor is very allergetical when it comes to cutting his grass.” -M. Massey

Allergetical by Mrs.scoot August 7, 2024