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Band Geek 

Someone whose life revolves around band.
Usually classmates in other classes get upset, cause all this person talks about is band.
This type of teenager is usually located in the band room.
They are there so much, they have probably tried to order pizza to the band room.
These people are by far the coolest people you will ever meet.
And they actually have a life, unlike everyone else.
Band Geek: OMG! That song we're playing in band is amazing! I've downloaded it on my iPod, it's my myspace song....
Student: AHH! SHUTUP ABOUT BAND.
Band Geek: Oh, you're just jealous that you don't have a life.
Band Geek by Band Geek <3 May 27, 2007
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geek chic 

Geek chic is a cynical marketing trend that tries to tap into the large geek demographic by superficially adding generically geeky elements to otherwise non-geeky people. By wearing glasses, carrying the latest Sharper Image gadgets, and casually dropping computer terminology and Star Trek references in their speech, geeks are supposed to believe these same models and actors/actresses that would never consider them in real life is a "cool" version of themselves. Obviously, only the most naive geeks fall for this.
Warner Bros. sure is cynical to expect us to find the geek chic added to Clark Kent in Smallville plausible when the actor was an underwear model.
when someone is under the influence of marijuana or just laughin way too much for no reason
y o look at that nigga earl he geeking
GEEKING by Anonymous April 25, 2003

Drama geek 

someone who's life is entirly dedicated to drama and who is cool. a drama geek is unlike other geeks as they are able to blend in with the crowd. They are usually found in a school canteen, and their laughing is heard before they are seen.
drama geek band geek Drama geek
Drama geek by kathode December 15, 2009

Geek Squad 

New gang fromed at American electronics retailer Best Buy. They dress scrawny FBI agents and drive VW beetles with the GS logo on the side. If you work at Circuit City these thugs will vandalize the store and you.
Customer: Oh my god are you okay?!
Circuit City Employye: Hell no bitch! I just got jacked by these Geek Squad guys. They raped my ass!
Geek Squad by Karate Jesus October 26, 2004

theatre geek

A (usually high school) student who performs in plays or does technical theatre work. Originally a term of derision (see definitions below), "theatre geek" has now been co-opted by theatre geeks.
You untimely ripp'd me from my theatre geek poker game to show me this crap? Shuffle off out of my face.
theatre geek by sesamekinjiru January 27, 2005
When you're so fucked up that time itself has no meaning at all. Looking for the right candybar at Walgreens can take hours when you're geeking. You can spend a day trying to fold some origami model, or solve a math problem, or read a single paragraph.
Also related to tweaking.
When tweaking AND geeking, this time contraction is combined with a feverish hurry and awareness of your own "meth stench," not to mention a belief that what you are doing is of the utmost importance, and is not to be disturbed by anyone.
I was geeking last night - I must have de-childproofed about 20 lighters!
geeking by El Harlo October 28, 2004