A female 'friend' who shows no outward interest in you, but will go all out to prevent you from hooking with other women by patting you on your back while other women are watching.
I was so ready to hook up with the sheila, but annie saw us and ran in just to pat me on the back and whisper shit in my ear.
what a date guarding bitch.
what a date guarding bitch.
by AdamZA August 11, 2008
Get the Date Guard mug.1. To stand in the way and wave arms frantically, like blocking a shot in basketball or soccer, usually without moving from the target area.
2. To keep others from getting a chance at something.
3. To try to hide something by putting your hands in front of it to keep it from being taken or viewed.
2. To keep others from getting a chance at something.
3. To try to hide something by putting your hands in front of it to keep it from being taken or viewed.
1. Buckwheat was penalized for once again monkey guarding the net.
2. Fat Frieda didn't let any of the other postal workers talk to her boss for fear they'd get her fired or promoted past her. Her co-workers knew she was monkey guarding the boss and got around her, getting her fired anyway.
3. Janette monkey guarded her coffee cup because she knew if Jack could get to it she wouldn't taste coffee the next time she drank it.
2. Fat Frieda didn't let any of the other postal workers talk to her boss for fear they'd get her fired or promoted past her. Her co-workers knew she was monkey guarding the boss and got around her, getting her fired anyway.
3. Janette monkey guarded her coffee cup because she knew if Jack could get to it she wouldn't taste coffee the next time she drank it.
by HurtMyDog IKillYourCat November 6, 2010
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Get the shooting guard mug.the part of a sword thats above the hilt and below the blade that prevents other swords fom hitting your fingers.
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Get the guard mug.(Verb) To hog; a term often used by stoners in a marijuana circle whenever someone smokes for a long time without passing the Joint.
by AnonymouslyManlyMan August 29, 2011
Get the Bow Guard mug.- Top 5 p2p clan
- Awesome community
- Anti-rpkers
Great clan in the game of Runescape and is well known throughout the community. They don't have the best levels of the other Top 15 clans but
their numbers and community makes up for it. As of November 06, they are ranked 13ish with 200+ members.
They also practice the art of anti-rpking in which they do not PK (kill) people in the wild who are not threats. This art is also well-known in the clan community.
Owned BK in an official too (H)
- Awesome community
- Anti-rpkers
Great clan in the game of Runescape and is well known throughout the community. They don't have the best levels of the other Top 15 clans but
their numbers and community makes up for it. As of November 06, they are ranked 13ish with 200+ members.
They also practice the art of anti-rpking in which they do not PK (kill) people in the wild who are not threats. This art is also well-known in the clan community.
Owned BK in an official too (H)
Top P2p clans:
1. Damage Inc
2. Runescape Dinasty
3. The Dynasty
4. Wilderness Guardians
5. Divine Forces
1. Damage Inc
2. Runescape Dinasty
3. The Dynasty
4. Wilderness Guardians
5. Divine Forces
by Total Riot November 18, 2006
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