grot

great, usually used sarcastically.

"oh grot." meaning "you're a total fuckface, you wrecked my car."

by lauren August 30, 2003

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Grot

Male version of queef. To expel small pockets of air from the penis.

I was having a wank but my flow was interrupted suddenly when I made an amazingly painful grot.

by Ckey1980 October 4, 2008

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When a small dog is angry and upset about nothing and starts uncontrollably barking/growling/screaming/biting things when things don't go their way. Similar to a Bitch Fit.

!WARNING!
Most common trigger of Groutfits are when people mistake these small dogs (Pomeranians, Chihuahuas, Shitzus, Yorkies) for large rats.

Bobby: Why is your dog barking at the couch?

Meg: Just ignore him, he’s having a groutfit.

by Kmt00010 January 26, 2020

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the gout

the gout, n. - Mike. The most awesome boss/coworker ever. Controls the hot tub, bounces on the trampoline, rocks out the 8 ft snow man, and is an all around partier. Known for picking up chicks and COMPUTERS!!!

Dude, did you see the gout last night? He totally bought shots for the whole bar.

The gout totally kicked that guy's ass at the hockey game last night.

by ctu September 5, 2008

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Groutochie

A female Groupie, Tourist, Hoochie. These women come to your town for music festivals with all hopes of going home with any man that claims he has an "in" with the band.

Groutochies are at music festivals such as the CMA (Country Music) festival in Nashville, TN women crowd the town in very short mini skirts, cowboy hats and cowboy boots. They look like club hoochies hit in the face by a rodeo.

by Hatin' June 14, 2010

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