Texan basement gremlin

A short older man or "Gremlin" hiding in your basement waiting for you to fall or get stuck so he can proceed to give you a Texas chilli bowl

Watch out when your at seth's place I think there might be a Texan basement gremlin in his house

by One single yike September 18, 2020

gremlin

(by the way, I'm not talking about the little monsters.) gremlins are a somewhat unheard of class in society. They are very different, somewhat resembling greebos.

Fashion: Gremlins always seem to be wearing shorts, and shirts with a logo or band on it.

Looks like: They usually have very very long hair, and for the most part if their hair is straight they will curl it. The ones with curly hair naturally work the best.

Acts like: Punkish, in the sense they are very rebelious, they don't give a rats ass for authority or fitting in with the mainstream. They hate preps and chavs, naturally and tend to be friendly to anyone else.

prep: hey look at the gay ass kid

gremlin: *pulls out chainsaw*

Preps: book ass

by Unit6 September 19, 2007

porn gremlins

The little creatures that move into your computer when you visit the wide world web of porn and slow down and otherwise devastate your computer. They are responsible for spam email, pop ups and System Frezes. Porn Gremlins often leave smutty waste that resemble dust bunnies within the computer case.

Johnny: "Dude, why haven't you been online latley?"
Steve: "Porn Gremlins"
Johnny: "Ouch"
Steve: "Yeah, My computer is so slow and i get like 3000 pop ups of natural male enhancment a day."
Johnny: "What did I tell you about those sexbus websites."

by Nucka Mo fuh kah majucka January 11, 2009

Gremlin

i) younger, shorter brother or sister
ii) anyone ugly

i) "Get the hell out of my room, you stinky little gremlin!"
ii)"Oh my god-- That bitch is such a gremlin."

by all fo\\\' yoo July 17, 2003

GrillinnChillin

Backyard Barbecuing and Relaxing with Your Peeps!

Cooking and Hanging Out and Partying with Your Peeps All Day!

by Marc Gaines January 2, 2004

Gremlin

The ugliest bitch you have ever boned. Usually preceeded with adjectives to further explain why she is a gremlin.

Holy shit! Dan Fucked the horse-faced gremlin!

by Anonymous August 6, 2003

gremlin

So, okay, let's say you're going to eat a chick out, okay? But when she drops her pants, you see that she's really nasty and stuff and there's just no way you're touching that shit. So, in order to show your distaste for her NASTY-AZZ PUSSY, you start to go down on her (holding your breath) and when you can't hold it in any longer, let it all come out your nose. The resulting snot-rocket will cake her disgusting pussy, and give it a texture somewhat resembling the texture found on a gremlin. Hence: The Gremlin.

1: Yo, your mom's pussy was so fucking nasty, I gave her a gremlin and it looked better than it did before.
2: Holy shit, too bad I took sloppy-seconds and the dude before me gave this chick the gremlin!
3: Ohhhhh yeah baby i love ur juicy the gremlin! (see the big one)

by PinkSocker January 29, 2004