goon cock

An occurrence of an overwhelmingly large penis on a male who is an underachiever in all aspects of life. Said male is unlikely to use his gift except on unworthy (ugly) females. One with a goon cock does not know of their blessing as they have only compared themselves to those on the videos they watch, and feel they are "slightly above average."

Tom may be the poorest, dirtiest and ugliest guy in the entire county, but I hear that lucky son of a bitch has a goon cock!

by Sonofgargoyle August 2, 2010

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Goon Affiliated

Goon Affilated is a term of Goon. It means that your the definition of a Goon. Goon meaning from the streets, and hood. Then you have Affiliated witch means you mess with something or you run in the same group. So Goon Affiliated means that all you hang around is real niggas(Goons) and all you Affiliated with is the streets and the Goons

Also "Goon Affiliated" is the name of Plies new album that is coming out in September.

1."Im a Goon Afiliated Azz Nigga"
2."Nigga Im Goon Affiliated"
3."Im a Affiliated with Goons"

by Mz.Kay-Kay June 20, 2009

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Goon Walk

A form of dance originating on the Street of (un)Pleasant at Boston University by an Italian goon from Pittsburgh. The dance requires one to lean over with both hands on their back and walk like a goon.

Spartan: Yo Matt, what was that crazy move you pulled out last night at Mandala?

Terrier: The goon walk guy, the goon walk.

by sperrier March 15, 2010

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goon-copter

A modern dance move created by a rather drunken sunflower.
Usually performed to filthy dubstep, but can be modified to suit any tune.

Anyone can do it, just drink the majority of a goon, and swing the near-empty sack above your head in a helicopter fashion.

He was so goon-drunk that he even whipped out the goon-copter!

by goon.love June 4, 2010

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