An occurrence of an overwhelmingly large penis on a male who is an underachiever in all aspects of life. Said male is unlikely to use his gift except on unworthy (ugly) females. One with a goon cock does not know of their blessing as they have only compared themselves to those on the videos they watch, and feel they are "slightly above average."
Tom may be the poorest, dirtiest and ugliest guy in the entire county, but I hear that lucky son of a bitch has a goon cock!
by Sonofgargoyle August 2, 2010
Get the goon cockmug. Goon Affilated is a term of Goon. It means that your the definition of a Goon. Goon meaning from the streets, and hood. Then you have Affiliated witch means you mess with something or you run in the same group. So Goon Affiliated means that all you hang around is real niggas(Goons) and all you Affiliated with is the streets and the Goons
Also "Goon Affiliated" is the name of Plies new album that is coming out in September.
Also "Goon Affiliated" is the name of Plies new album that is coming out in September.
by Mz.Kay-Kay June 20, 2009
Get the Goon Affiliatedmug. A form of dance originating on the Street of (un)Pleasant at Boston University by an Italian goon from Pittsburgh. The dance requires one to lean over with both hands on their back and walk like a goon.
Spartan: Yo Matt, what was that crazy move you pulled out last night at Mandala?
Terrier: The goon walk guy, the goon walk.
Terrier: The goon walk guy, the goon walk.
by sperrier March 15, 2010
Get the Goon Walkmug. A family founded by father goon. The co-founder is his homie . Great makers of music. IN possession of the real truth .
by Father Goon March 14, 2015
Get the Goon Galaxymug. by Hahbrothatslaps November 14, 2019
Get the pang-goonmug. 
Pulling the padge fiercly at the gig
by Squirtgirl_69 September 4, 2023
Get the gooning and batingmug.