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Garlic Festival

An overrated event that takes place to celebrate the garlic capital of the world: Gilroy California. The event is run entirely by volunteers and occurs annually. Its fame has spread outside of the US, attracting people from all over the world, as well as to McDonalds, inspiring "Gilroy Garlic Fries".
"Hey man, you wana hang out this weekend?"
"Naw can't. Sorry, I'm workin the garlic festival."
by SDuffy January 16, 2017
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Scott Garland

A noob-a-tron-prime 10000 who sucks at cod games and yoda calls him "noob you are" he really really sucks at video games and he is the worst hacker out there and is a cum guzzler, he eats dick all the time which makes him the gayest fag out there and you need the worlds largest telescope to find his dick
Scott Garland is a noob-a-tron-prime 10000
by KDawg56 December 9, 2012
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Garland-Kreem

Crack-head, known for dealing "the crack" and for sweating yellow sweat. Hated by many, this individiual is a known felon and should be treated with extreme caution (many=all) Owen shut up.
these "Garland-Kreems" can easily be spotted by their bulging eyes and sweaty armpits.
by Ari Gunnerson May 23, 2003
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a monetary lone with a set payment date.
"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today"

Becomes:

"If you buy me a hamburger today I'll pay you back on Tuesday"
by Ashley Cobb May 18, 2004
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Glard

To Glard means to fail at spelling the word Glad, Glared, or Lard.
Ex: Man: And then he glard at me
Man 2: He what?
Man: Oh, i meant glared.
by the failer June 11, 2011
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A phrase common to New York city, implying that one will pay another back for a hamburger on the next tuesday, or any tuesday, in exchange for the hamburger on the day he is asking for it. This phrase is only implying that the hamburger will be paid back for however, and is taken advantage of by bad people, leaving the people who actually wish to pay back the money looked at as untrustworthy.
"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today" said the snyde looking man. When the cashier heard this, he shot the man and took all his money.
by The Fuzz May 17, 2004
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