Get a life

Intended for people with limited social skills who need to expand their horizons and do other things than spend time online all day.

Dad: Jake you really should do more than stare at your screen all day why not go play basketball at the park or go hang out at the mall?
Jake: Why dad this is fun?
Dad: Jake you need to get a life you can't stay at home and live behind your screen forever

by J&B323 September 20, 2023

go get a toothbrush

when a girl wants to show how wet there pussy is

I'm gonna go get a toothbrush to prove I ain't rasain dry

by Scrumptious snack March 19, 2017

lemme get a piece

When you get something and someone that is close to you asks for some.

"*Opens bag of hot cheetos*"
"Damn nigga lemme get a piece"

by YaBoiJohnn September 4, 2017

Gotta get a grip

The famous quote from hotline Miami 2 during the level apocalypse the son takes too many pills and then says this famous line

Who the fuck cares if Manny pardo has thick skin I gotta get a grip

"No furry shit"
The henchman from hotline Miami 2

by The son hotline Miami 2 January 16, 2021

can I get a piece

1. A sexual inquisition.
2. Also a request for props typically immediately following a success of some sort.

Can I get a piece of that ass?

by Giganerd April 24, 2004

Slap a cow to get a carrot

You can’t be a vegetarian without eating some meat?

Matthew: “You’ve got to slap a cow to get a carrot! 🥕”

by Christina branscombe January 29, 2021

Even blind squirrels sometimes get a nut

Another way of saying, Even people who get most things wrong in their lives, sometimes get something right

The saying even blind squirrels sometimes get a nut can apply to tv political pundits lying to you all the time who unintentionally accidentally once in a blue moon say something politically true.

by Sexydimma August 14, 2023