Fletcher

One of those cockheads who you meet on the street and you think to yourself "wow im happy im not that guy" and it turns out he has some kind of homosexual mindreading powers that he gained from too much radioactive anal sex and then he heard your thoughts and realised how gay he was and then went and had more radioactive gay arse love with his best friend, olets just say Mr. Smiley.....anyway then afterwards he gets anal cancer from which he recovers and then on his way out of the hospital without any hair because of chemotherapy he gets hit by a 16 wheeler and dies 14 months later after excruciating pain and absence of anal sex.

Bob: Hey did you see that fletcher?
Beau-Reagard: Oh yeah did you see his posture it was terrible....

by greenknobgobbler October 4, 2010

tom fletcher

the fat one from mcfly whose life would be made a lot better/easier/more enjoyable/happier if his name was changed to Janith.

Janith. Janith. Janith.

by calrer00lz December 22, 2004

fetch

An alternative, though equally annoying, to Paris Hilton's catch phrase, "That's hot!"
NOt originated by, but brought to mainstream by, Gretchen in the movie "Mean Girls."

"Oh my God, that's so FETCH!"

by Girl named "Desire" April 18, 2006

fetch

a group of people who are NOT scene; fetch people have way to much class to be scene; many converts from "scene" are now fetch

HXCscenekid: Hey can i be fetch?
coolfetchkid: HELL NO
HXCscenekid: Are my pics to XC for you fetch kids?

by Amberbradymoore December 28, 2005

Step and Fetch

30+ year old nickname for Verm

There goes ol' Step and Fetch!

by The Black Shadow September 22, 2005

fetch

originally comes from northern english slang for punch (ie to hit with fist)

if tha' doesn't bogger off, i shall fetch ye one!

by eugene_fraxby October 7, 2008

Fetch

Coolness, Awesome, Nice, or even Hott : coming from a certain movie!

Were playing basketball, yes that is so FETCH!

Oohhh that girl gotta fetch ass!

by Dizzle O. April 11, 2007