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French Twiddler

A hand job where the person giving the hand job uses their toung as part of the act. It differs from the blow job becuase there is no "sucking" involved in a French Twiddler, just the occasional use of the touch for licking or flicking.
Dude 1: "Yo last night that bitch totaly gave me a handjob!
Dude 2: "Did she use her toung at all?"
Dude 1: "Yeah she kept licking the tip of my dick!"
Dude 2: "Yo you totaly got a French Twiddler!
by Johnny Doom June 29, 2008
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French

A term used to question the seriousness of some. Or to confirm similar feelings towards something

Can also use "🇨🇵" when typing
"I lost $2000 dollars at the casino last night"
"French??"
"French."

"Damn, hot today"
"French"
by TM6 November 6, 2020
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French and Saunders

1. Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders
2. The greatest female double act in the history of British comedy. In fact, the greatest in the history of all comedy.
3. Two of the loveliest women you could ever hope to meet (a privilege afforded to a fortunate few among their legions of fans...this author included)
4. Fatty and Moo (If confused, read "Dear Fatty" by Dawn French)
5. A sizeable, wacky brunette and her taller, thinner, blonder partner in crime.
6. The very best antidote to stress, sadness, anxiety, and anger; a true anti-drug.
"Are you gonna do the accent or not?!"
"I AM doing the accent! Harr are yehw?"

"French and Saunders are Absolutely Fabulous sweetie darling!"
by Lola89 October 29, 2009
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French Salute

The action that consists of raising one's hands above their hands in whats otherwise known as the "I surrender" pose.
Dude Pierre was surrounded by 2 guys and gave a French salute without even throwing a punch, what a pussy
by danbob0789 November 5, 2009
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french bread pizza

A type of pizza that you pop in your oven for 30 minutes, then afterwards enjoy it's orgasm-inducing sensation - hoping that it won't burn the roof of your mouth.
Laura: I bought french bread pizza from the grocery store.

Jimmy: FUCK YEAH!
by NotAustinISwear July 8, 2010
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French Homework

Finding a translater that will get you an A+ without actually learning the language.
I just did my French Homework and don't know what it says.
by Kelz90 October 16, 2008
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french letter

The term used by soldiers in the European Theater during World War II for a condom
Hey Pierre, don't make me lucky without a french letter
by dj tt March 8, 2005
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