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Friendboy

A guy your talking to but not yet dating
"Hannah my friendboy just texted me"
by Kit.Kat.bar May 29, 2018
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friendly fraud

Friendly Fraud is when someone makes a purchase and invents a list of exaggerated crazy or made up faults in order to attempt to extort financial reward from the vendor. This is "friendly fraud". An act of fraud done without theft but by exaggerated behaviour, actions, tantrums to manipulate for money or gifts. The targets are often businesses with high customer service expectations.
"Why did that chav dream at me so much just to get a free Big Mac ?" "Don't worry about it Sandra that Friendly Fraud he is just trying to get freebies in a way that exaggerates customer service to get something for nothing "
by Chavtotenkopf June 27, 2018
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Friendly-Loot

It's when I come to ur house and say hi and everything but leave with all ur alcohol and snacks... but friendly-like. Not like a mean loot.
Forecast is for bad storms. I hope you don’t have any storm damage .. and if ur windows break, lemme know so I can come to ur house to friendly-loot.
by TheUrbanDJ April 12, 2020
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Friendly snek

A nice little noodle that may appear as a danger spaghetti but is actually a very friendly pool noodle that will take care of dumb rodents. Take care of them
My friendly snek took care of the rats in our basement
by Tipperspuppera June 17, 2020
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Friendly Fire

When you cum inside of your cheating girlfriend who 'secretly' fucks your friends and give her an STD. She then fucks your friends and gives them the same STD.
Get fucked you traitor! That's what I call friendly fire!
by meaty scrotum June 24, 2020
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Friendapist

When your friend uses you as their personal therapist and dumps all of their emotional garbage onto you.
Stacy, I can't always be your friendapist, your emotional baggage is starting to ruin our friendship. I feel like I'm your personal garbage bin for you spewing your toxic feelings about your ex. Plus, you never take any advice I give you and go off and text the bastard anyways. I should get paid for this isht.
by pokemaster5000 August 14, 2020
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friendly killer

The scum of the earth. Includes, but is not limited to, scunts and spies who use their sappers just to make friendly engies salty af.
Vince: This friendly killer keeps sapping my disp!
Joel: Hold up, I'll be demo and sticky trap a circle around you.
by john stromboli October 25, 2020
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