four words

a warning before you bitch someone out for touching your shit.

"four words- DONT TOUCH. MY SHIT."

or more specific
"four words- DONT TOUCH. MY PHONE."
"four words- BACK THE FUCK UP."

by moderndreamer March 18, 2009

Four Finger Mayhem

The act of viciously ramming four fingers into another beings rectal cavity.

Awe! I've been Four Finger Mayhemd in my Ass.
My rectum is bleeding
Damn you forcefull Fingers

by Brown Eye 69 March 31, 2010

Four Wise Men

Shot Of The Four Best Alcohol Mixed Together

1 Part Jim Bean
1 Part Johnnie Walker
1 Part Jack Daniels
1 Part Jose Cuervo

Hey Gimme A Four Wise Men

by WLVRNE April 6, 2010

Four Finger Fore Play

The act of inserting your finger into four of a girl’s orifices in an order that would surprise you: ass, mouth, vagina, and nose.

Bro, I gave your girlfriend the Four Finger Fore Play, dont kiss her tonight.

by hairy nut flinger May 29, 2013

Four Leaf Blowver

On St. Patrick's Day four guys cover their erections in green frosting and place them on a fifth party's face, the "Four Leaf Blowver" is the process in which the fifth party member sucks the frosting off each erection. When all the frosting is sucked off of the erections the "Four Leaf Blowver" is complete.

Person A: Who do you think performed a better Four Leaf Blowver last St. Patrick's Day, Dave or Stephanie?

Person B: I hate to say it but I think it was Dave who performed the better Four Leaf Blowver!

This year's Four Leaf Blowver was amazing! Our cocks were green, our semen was white, and Carrie's hair was orange; her head looked like the Irish Flag.

by Dan Podgorni September 2, 2013

four eyed fister

When someone wearing glasses comes out of nowhere and fists you in the ass.

Cooper met the four eyed fister last night and had to learn how to walk again.

by The man who defiled the moon December 12, 2013

Four Hour Friend

A friend who you can only stand for short periods of time; four hours for example. One can be really good four hour friends, but it must be maintained only in short durations.

Oh yeah, me and Natalie are four hour friends; once we hang out for five hours we just scream at each other.

by Mtucker December 8, 2014