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dirty ford

A marine or other overtly masculine redneck that attempts to hide his love of sucking cock via toxic masculinity.
Yeah, and my girl were shopping when I caught a Dirty Ford staring at me while touching himself and sucking on a wad of dip.
by KentuckyKingBlackBoy June 9, 2020
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holden ford

The protagonist of Mindhunter. He’s an adorable fuck up. Don’t hate him, he’s trying his best.
Holden Ford is such a pure bean
by EmotakuBroadwayTrash July 9, 2020
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Ford Simp

Someone who experiences attraction to a car by the company Ford. This is extremely rare and often looked down upon.
Can also mean someone who simps for the fictional character Stanford 'Ford' Pines, from the show Gravity Falls created by Alex Hirsch
He realized that he was infact a Ford Simp. This realization was devastating, as he was afraid people would judge him for being a Ford Simp.
by Space Saturn Bitch August 10, 2021
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Cameron Ford

A hermit who stays home and makes memes all day
by Tessie August 15, 2021
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A Model Ford

A car built from 1928-31. Available in many body types. Once the car of the masses, now only owned by the Super Cool people. The A Model has been improved by many people over the years, but there is none better than that of the Aussie Hot Rodder, as witnessed at Gulgong 2018. Flat black with orange wire wheels is considered the best colour combination.
You better be going to Gulgong 2020 for the biggest and best gathering of the A Model Ford in Australia. The coolest cars and the nicest people at the biggest A Model event in Oz! BYO Esky and snow gear.
by Hot-Rod February 13, 2019
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Ford Mustang

Fords number 1 performance car that has a huge variety of upgrades making it a fun and simple car to make extremely fast. A properly upgraded gt could smoke a chevy corvette.
When im done my ford mustang it will be sick, it will have shorty headers, off road mid pipes, paxton supercharger, 70mm throttle body, edelbrock intake, 3:73:1 gears and much more to list.
by tim harrold April 14, 2006
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NEWTON FORD

The act of inserting a fig newton cookie into the anus of a sex partner prior to anal intercourse in the back seat of a car. If the cookie survives the act intact, it is usually referred to as a ford newton with cream.
Occasionally, to save money, we just go for a drive and have a newton ford for dessert.
by El Fuego Verga February 18, 2010
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