I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

Phrase used by Wimpy, Popeye's hungry pal. Song from the 1980 movie "Popeye."
An appeal for a small loan that will not be payed back.
Generally used by a person who considers themself a likeable egomaniac.

"I will gladly pay you tuesday for a hamburger today!" (sung)

by Bunny Rivera May 17, 2004

what would you do for a klondike bar?

A inside joke questioning what one would so for an Klondike Bar ice cream product. Sometimes used as a sexual double entendre or Euphemism of some sort. Implying that a Klondike Bar is so good that someone would be willing to do sexual favors to obtain one. What would you do for a Klondike bar is pretty much questioning if someone would go down on you or have sex with you for one. Often used by Men on their girlfriends as a sexual advancement or for a funny laugh at college frat parties.

Ashley- Hey Babe, Can I have a Klondike Bar?
Mike- What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Ashley- I dunno, what do I need to do ;)?
Mike- Would you give head for a Klondike Bar?
Ashley- Yeah :D
Mike- Well I got 2 Klondike bars, Will you do Anal for 2?
Ashley- Make it 3 babe ;)

College frat party joking version

Brad- Yo bruh I got Klondike bars
Steve- What did you do to get em ahhaahahaha
Brad- I went down on your aunt.
Steve- Not cool man, she passed away
Brad- I know, that was the gross part.

by GM123 April 21, 2016

forattachment

the act of forgetting to electronically place an attachment (file, picture, etc) to email message

Sorry I forattached the file, I will have to re-send you the email later.

Take caution when sending files, make sure to press the "attach" button when sending a file in order to avoid forattachment.

by Kristophe J. Karami January 11, 2008

Once for a lifetime opportunity

When the chance arises to do something illegal you've always wanted to but you unfortunately know it would likely get you a lifetime sentence in prison.

Jim: "Hey I was stopped at a pedestrian crossing and then of all people I see my boss, walking out in front of me. I could've flattened him."
Bob: "Too bad you passed up on a once for a lifetime opportunity."

by JimBobstro October 21, 2008

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page

What you are doing right now.
Just to warn you, it's practically impossible.

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page is almost impossible.

by MinecraftVlogMV April 11, 2017

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page

What you are doing right now.
Just to warn you, it's practically impossible.

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page is almost impossible.

by MinecraftVlogMV April 11, 2017

fit for a king

The best band in the world.

Fit for a king is the best band in the world.

by Blahblahblah metal and hiking. May 4, 2018