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Lose a shit

The act of shitting yourself in a fit of extreme excitement or shock. Popularized by infamous cryptocurrency scammer Malone Lam, a 20 year old Miami resident who stole over $230M in Bitcoin on August 18, 2024.
Guy 1: *looking at Lam's crypto wallet* "That's probably 10 pretty pennies-"
Lam: "I'M GONNA LOSE A SHIT!"
by Degoa the Ham September 24, 2024
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losing the tv remote

the worst thing that could ever happen to you

it is when you drop a tv remote, lose a phone other stuff and when you stop looking, it falls back to you because god and mother nature decides to shit on you
"crap i hate losing the tv remote"
by nintendugh sexy foah February 5, 2025
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Go for the lose and get cranky ya old goonbag!

Thinking you're cleaver makes you clever, but say it makes you even more clever and and and..... Bragging about yourself is just farting in a wine glass and smelling it. But I guess you just think it's clever....?
Go for the lose and get cranky ya old goonbag!
by Cracker_in....the_distance! October 22, 2023
mugGet the Go for the lose and get cranky ya old goonbag!mug.

Win from losing

The sentience of “I can’t win from losing” is a statement of when things go repeatedly wrong in an individuals life (losing), and even when things continuously goes wrong they can never catch a break.
Friend #1: Wow, So you lost your job and your wife?
Friend #2: Yea, I was fired and Susan left me
Friend #3: Dang you can’t win from losing.
by Zebracakesaresatire May 13, 2023
mugGet the Win from losingmug.

November 9th: lose virginity day

This day is the day where all virgins can have sex with whoever they want. Either have sex (if you’re a virgin) or take the virginity of a virgin
Hey bro, have you heard it’s November 9th: lose virginity day, i’m going to take your sisters virginity
by BigDaddyPablo November 9, 2019
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Booze Lose

Losing in life as a result of Booze intake. Covers literal loss as well as more figurative varieties.
I got really drunk last night, and lost my wallet, the respect of several peers and now have hideous regret and life-debilitating hangover. What a textbook case of Booze Lose.
by ajsmith December 13, 2012
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Lose

Hym "And how do it compare to creating AI? Less. You've done less and you deserve less and if I lose one of these fine people is going to lose one of their children just so a YouTuber can feel like the beat the creator of AI. You didn't. You were worse. I was better."
by Hym Iam April 27, 2025
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