A popular American sport that in many small backwater communities is more important than justice and the proper education of the players.
My brother was in a car accident caused by two high school football stars. He got 100 stitches and one eye. They got one year at juvie AFTER football season ends. Damn you american football!
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e September 24, 2006
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Frankie : Hey bro what are you doin' tonight?
Jonathan" I'm goin' down to the sports bar to watch some good ole' SEC Football.Florida and Alabama are playing for the conference Championship.
Frankie: Go Gators!
Jonathan:No,....screw the Gators,.. ROLL TIDE Alabama!
Frankie :Well at least I'm cheerin' for an SEC Football team instead of a PAC 10 Team !
Jonathan" I'm goin' down to the sports bar to watch some good ole' SEC Football.Florida and Alabama are playing for the conference Championship.
Frankie: Go Gators!
Jonathan:No,....screw the Gators,.. ROLL TIDE Alabama!
Frankie :Well at least I'm cheerin' for an SEC Football team instead of a PAC 10 Team !
by mrbiggz1985 January 23, 2010
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Used to describe a woman with a very wide posterior; used to describe a woman who looks as if a football was punted sideways into her ass
by Adam M. August 31, 2005
Get the football injury mug.Michigan football is the the name of a once elite program that is now dominated by THEE Ohio state university. The team is now considered mediocre at best and can no longer compete with other great programs like Notre Dame or , more importantly, Ohio state. Michigan's coach is not very good compared to other coaches, (Jim Tressel, for instance) and the losing to Ohio state every year is likely to continue, which shows that all is right in the world and that Michigan represents every thing that is evil and unjust in this world.
by Randy33333 August 27, 2006
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Guy #1: Wanna Watch A Football Game?!?!?
Guy#2: Yer! I LOve Watching Men Grabbing Each Others Asses And Catching A Ball So They Can Do A Retarded Dance And give A Load of americans have an excuse to get fat!
Guy From Another Country: U Dick Heads.Its Fake Football For Christs Sake!
Guy#2: Yer! I LOve Watching Men Grabbing Each Others Asses And Catching A Ball So They Can Do A Retarded Dance And give A Load of americans have an excuse to get fat!
Guy From Another Country: U Dick Heads.Its Fake Football For Christs Sake!
by mike 90210 September 16, 2008
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Boise State beat VA Tech 33 to 30 and the entire campus freaked out. Over 1000 students ran all the way to the Capital Building and cheered, screamed, went crazy on the steps. The morning after, mot of them were feeling very football hungover.
by Wade Pehrson September 7, 2010
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Mike: yea she loves football. She has a real grip on the pigskin.
Mike: yea she loves football. She has a real grip on the pigskin.
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