Midnight Fog 

The act of masturnation onto a females face and getting some in her eye therefore causing her to have blurred vision.

Female having blurred vision and only being able to see light do to her eyes filled with cum.

Midnight Fog by Mike June 5, 2004

Blowing Fog 

To fart in such a manner that others can almost see the ghastly "fog" that was just released into the room.

Oh man, remember that halloween when we all saw "Saw"? Mike was blowing fog the whole time. I could barely stand it.

Blowing Fog by BenjaminGaffney August 2, 2006

black-fog 

-intransitive verb

To leave a party or other social gathering without being detected. Usually the other participants do not realize the departure until some time later. black-fogs, black-fogging, black-fogged

Origin: "black fog", something never seen

-"Hey, where's Bill?"
-"I dunno... what, did he leave?"
-"Looks like he black-fogged!"

"Brian got caught last night trying to black-fog. He's usually really good at it, but Carrie saw him walking to his car."

black-fog by manniskovarde February 16, 2009

in a fog 

in a state of mental confusion

Your son was in a fog because he was drunk last night.

in a fog by The Return of Light Joker November 8, 2009

yogurt_fog 

i wanted to see myself in here

i have poor self esteem

yogurt_fog by yogurt_fog August 13, 2003

The Velvet Fog

The Velvet Fog is when one takes the moisture from one's own or another's flatulence and uses it to masturbate with.

Sarah's juicy fart had just the right amount of humidity for Mike to enter The Velvet Fog and rub one out.

The Velvet Fog by mikeness January 1, 2009

boner fog

State of mind reached when distracted by an incredibly hot woman.

Dude...are we staying or going?

Er...what? Sorry...missed that. <shakes head> I was in a boner fog.

boner fog by johann1965 July 6, 2010