flying dutchman

When you are having anal sex in the doggie style position while standing up you proceed to put your partner in a full nelson and jump forward into a belly flop.

The reason for my divorce is because I got really drunk and thought that it was a good idea to give the old lady a flying dutchman.

by Johnny Tats April 23, 2008

flying cunt monkey

an extremely irritating person. Someone who is just so annoying that no sensible phrase will fit.

stop doing that..you flying cunt monkey!!!! you are irritating the fuck out of me!!

by Donna-louise January 3, 2009

Flying Cows

A low level flying creature of the Badlands, very much like spotted cows. They may look, and act like buzzards, but oh no. No... you are mistaken. These cows are clever and use jet-packs.. or maybe tiny and invisible flying mounts.

*note* Mounted flying cows cannot be mounted, and they WILL follow you. Be warned.

Wuntvor: I'm going to go over there.

Flying cows: I will follow you.

Wuntvor: Noooooooooo.

Flying cows: Ha. Laugh. Ha. Laugh. Ha. Moo.

by Aeirion, Mmmmm.. that guy. February 28, 2009

Flying Scottish Headbutt

When a man puts a condom on his head inside out and ferociously darts forward and penetrates his partners anus with his head.

My boyfriend dumped me as i performed the Flying Scottish Headbutt

by RawBwobwob July 2, 2011

flying the flag

flying the flag- another way of saying - she is on her period.

Lisa is being a total bitch this week, she must be flying the flag.

by fuckthathotass69 July 26, 2017

flyingKitty

flyingKitty is a youtube channel that makes edits-parodies-remixes of music videos or other intersting videos on the internet.

his youtube channel started at: 4 june 2011
i recommend you watching one of his videos.

sorry if ur a big fan of his youtube channel and know more about him then i do.

do you know thzt guy that makes weird edits and stuff?
"yeah that's FlyingKitty"

by skodriiiii May 13, 2020

Fair pluck of the low-flying crow

To give someone a fair or equal chance at attempting something highly difficult.

You'll never make that - we're skipping your attempt". "Come on, fair pluck of the low-flying crow, mate!

by Paraclete October 22, 2010