Flaming Trump

The act of giving your sexual partner a sexually transmitted disease, particularly one that causes a burning sensation in the genitalia, and subsequently blaming your partner, Democrats, and Fake News media for it, and wondering why they haven't yet been sued.

Jake totally gave me a Flaming Trump. First he said he didn't even have the Clap, all the while scratching his crotch like a dog going after a flea village on the back of his neck. Then he said that it was Fake News and that I should be sued for giving him the Clap he didn't have.

by Darwin Sobcheck April 27, 2020

Flaming Log

A last-ditch effort made by a horny male to get someone to satisfy their sexual desires where they dowse their penis in lighter fluid and set it ablaze. The hope is to have another person put out the flames with their hands or mouth and fulfill the sexual desires. A very high risk high reward scenario.

“I knew Gavin liked me but I didn’t think he’d make a flaming log for me... good thing it worked.”

by EternalEmailingSystem January 14, 2021

funky flamingo

When a girl stands on one foot, and uses the knee pit of the other leg to get the guy off. Flapping of the arms can also achieve a more realistic flamingo depiction.

"There wasn't a lot of room to sit or lay down, so she gave me the funky flamingo."

by diva_umpire December 9, 2008

Flopping Flamingo

When you go down on a girl while she is standing and latch/munch/bite her clitoris causing her to flail her arms around like a Flamingo

James: Last night I was so pissed at my girlfriend Kimmie that I bit her clitoris and she acted like a Flopping Flamingo!

by Reywd Samoht August 28, 2011

flaccid flapping

Flaccid flapping is when a male can't get an erection during sex and proceeds to rub his flaccid member on a girls vaginna. This is called flaccid flapping.

Jenni asks her best friend...
"So did you and Tanner hook up last night?"
"Hahahaha all I got was a lot of flaccid flapping!!"

by Midnight Kitty November 22, 2013

Hand Flapping

Some children with autism “hand flap” as a self-stimulatory behavior. Other self-stimulatory behaviors sometimes seen in children with autism include rocking and spinning. These behaviors help them calm themselves or regulate their emotional states. Children may also do it when excited or upset, and it can be very hard to distract an autistic child away from their self-stimulatory behavior.

My kid was hand flapping so hard last night that I think his elbows broke!

by SamDeHam March 14, 2017

Floridan Flamingo

When one person (high on meth), sticks there head in another person (also high on meth)'s asshole. the meth may be substituted for crack as crackhead strength can help with the "jamming"

Mark, "the other night I got Fucked up and gave Miles a Floridan Flamingo!"
Dave, "Dude, get help."

by Mitch Tiddylicker February 11, 2020