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Flabbergasm

When you are so in awe by something you can't physically look away or move from your spot.
It was so cool, I was having a flabbergasm.
by leemur74 September 22, 2024
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Flabberjistaboonalinging

"me and jamie were flabberjistaboonalinging all night"
by tanu_lz November 13, 2024
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Flabbergooning

Gooning while in a state of shock or surprise. Could also refer to having the urge to goon when shocked.
The police tased him during his goon session therefore he started flabbergooning.
by lovenlighttvlover911 February 9, 2025
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Flabbergoosted

Somebody who is really goosted out of their flabbers
Charlie: oh my god, you flabbergoosted me so much.
Nick: I’m bi actually
by Darcy0llson February 24, 2025
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Flabbernoop

**Flabbernoop (noun):**
A humorous, endearing, yet mildly offensive term used to describe an individual who believes they are highly intelligent but, in reality, are lazy, offish, and possess intelligence slightly below average. A true flabbernoop often takes shortcuts, struggles with basic tasks, ignores guidance, and becomes argumentative when challenged—convinced that they are a genius while everyone else is foolish.
HHe thought he was a genius—a legend in his own mind—convinced that his intellect far surpassed everyone around him. In reality, he was a lazy, offish slacker who dodged responsibility, ignored guidance, and refused to acknowledge his own shortcomings. Despite repeated attempts to mentor him, he remained defiant, insisting that others were fools while his careless shortcuts created chaos.

The term 'flabbernoop' was born within the walls of the North Dakota State Penitentiary, coined to describe individuals just like him—those who mistake arrogance for intelligence and stubbornness for wisdom. And in every sense of the word, he was a flabbernoop.
by Stabby McStabberton May 18, 2025
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Flabbernoop

**Flabbernoop (noun):**
A humorous, endearing, yet mildly offensive term used to describe an individual who believes they are highly intelligent but, in reality, are lazy, offish, and possess intelligence slightly below average. A true flabbernoop often takes shortcuts, struggles with basic tasks, ignores guidance, and becomes argumentative when challenged—convinced that they are a genius while everyone else is foolish.
HHe thought he was a genius—a legend in his own mind—convinced that his intellect far surpassed everyone around him. In reality, he was a lazy, offish slacker who dodged responsibility, ignored guidance, and refused to acknowledge his own shortcomings. Despite repeated attempts to mentor him, he remained defiant, insisting that others were fools while his careless shortcuts created chaos.

The term 'flabbernoop' was born within the walls of the North Dakota State Penitentiary, coined to describe individuals just like him—those who mistake arrogance for intelligence and stubbornness for wisdom. And in every sense of the word, he was a flabbernoop.
by Stabby McStabberton May 18, 2025
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Flabbernoop

**Flabbernoop (noun):**
A humorous, endearing, yet mildly offensive term used to describe an individual who believes they are highly intelligent but, in reality, are lazy, offish, and possess intelligence slightly below average. A true flabbernoop often takes shortcuts, struggles with basic tasks, ignores guidance, and becomes argumentative when challenged—convinced that they are a genius while everyone else is foolish.
"He thought he was a genius—a legend in his own mind—convinced that his intellect far surpassed everyone around him. In reality, he was a lazy, offish slacker who dodged responsibility, ignored guidance, and refused to acknowledge his own shortcomings. Despite repeated attempts to mentor him, he remained defiant, insisting that others were fools while his careless shortcuts created chaos.

The term 'flabbernoop' was born within the walls of the North Dakota State Penitentiary, coined to describe individuals just like him—those who mistake arrogance for intelligence and stubbornness for wisdom. And in every sense of the word, he was a flabbernoop."
by Stabby McStabberton May 18, 2025
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