Facebook Fired

Fired from your job due to spending too much of the company's time on Facebook instead of actual work.

I thought Mary was always busy in her cubicle, but then I learned she was Facebook Fired.

by LearningTheRopes October 4, 2009

fife

it is an eating untensil. similar to a fork, except the left edge is serrated like a knife. this makes cutting and eating food easier to do using only one tool. a similar concept is a spork. however, the ridges would be like a butter knife so that one would not cut themselves in the process.

i felt relieved when i used a fife instead of a fork to eat my lasagna.

by yola pilch May 11, 2006

fifer

A small urban turtle.

We found the fifer in the stream next to the Bank of Americas Building.

by jfitz21 May 25, 2005

fixed speed camera

1. A politically correct form of government tax.

2. A device located at a statistically safe location, but where the 85th percentile road speed is more than the legally posted speed limit.

3. A device that is used to automate a portion of busy police officers' work. So they have more time to eat doughnuts.

"If we put up another tax, the people will have a fit"
"That's OK, just put up another speed camera"

by jt July 13, 2003

your fired

trumpet

trump: your fired noob
person: noooooooooooo

by no_uqwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm November 13, 2020

fifer

a bad ass that will slit yo throat in a minute
BIATCH!!!!!!

by john May 12, 2003

Fiedler

A du mass who has no vision of the real world. It likes only video games and sucky movies(sci-fi). it also has an iq lower than it's show size

hi. i am fiedler. i like only videogames. i am also retarded to the highest level of matrix.
my iq is half of my showsize, which is 9

by Tim Snitcherberry December 2, 2004