Jump the fence

To do something overdramatic in response to something (i.e.; a breakup), just like Colton Underwood did in his season in the Bachelor.

Caelynn will jump the fence when she finds out that Hannah B is the new bachelorette!

by uwukitten March 17, 2019

Hide behind the fence

Working man’s Kath

Why do you hide behind your shed

In silence

To listen to me singing to myself

Why do you watch me from the windows

Why are you gonna get cctv to keep watch on my garden … this is seriously creepy and these words left your mouth …

Why if it was you … kinda feels it was …

Bad translator …

Will your obsession ever stop

Stalker girl … stalker boy ..

You need to forget this place and just hook up together …

Kindred fucking spirits

Hide behind the fence …

I actually can’t put life into words anymore

It clearly incites people and encourages them further and further and further ..

Anyone would think you like err wanted me to kill myself ???

by LetsTalkAboutX January 11, 2023

poop or get off the fence

Accidental combination of two cliches. See "Shit or get off the pot" and "On the fence"

In the instance where a concerned outside party wants to encourage action on the part of a friend or family member, this sage advice is given to provide positive peer pressure to encourage an action. In some cases, no preference is given to either possible decision. In other cases, strong prejudice towards a particular path accompanies advice to "poop or get off the fence". This is in no way to be interpreted as a directive to poop on a fence.

You've been struggling with this decision for awhile now. Don't you think it's time you poop or get off the fence?

by Smileydean7 March 17, 2014

mr. fancy pants

Someone that thinks they are all that and are really no better than a bloated puffer fish.

He thinks he's a mr. fancy pants.

by Egon_1 February 21, 2017

jumping the fence

it's the moment when you are trapped in a bad situation, and you are quickly trying to get away hoping things won't get worse.

also referred to as 'jumped the fence'

NICK- Dude, i punched Elle in the boob at Josh's party!
RONNY- Did she know it was you?
NICK- No...but i've been jumping the fence ever since

by LGLG October 28, 2008

noah fence

A phrase that gives the user the right and privilege to say whatever they want about the person they're talking to or anyone the two parties know, providing they say this before they begin their offensive rant. Can be substituted with, "I'm sorry, but..."

Noah fence, but you're very heavy.

or
She was all like talking bout me n shit but I said, "Girl, noah fence, but your momma called and said you're too ugly to look at. Mmm hmmm!"

by teachmehowtodougie2 June 13, 2011

Fence Painting

When a male pleases a woman orally starting from one hole and going to the other and repeat as necessary.

When a hot lady walks by a guy might say, MMMMM Yea ... I would love to paint her fence. Or he might say, I would paint her fence for free.

So ladies feel free to ask your men to show you there Fence Painting technique.

by Worms and Hispandican March 24, 2008