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jelly felching

Similar to felching except of using a straw you cut the two ends off a twizzler and use that to suck the semen from any human oriface eg. anus, vagina. After you must consume the twizzler with your partner.
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by Sal boeski + Eed Steedly December 8, 2013
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Spaghetti Felcher

(origin) Italian American Male so gay he'd eat spaghetti from Ben Affleck's ass

(modern) Consuming colon macaroni
I don't care how much he can bench, look at his eyebrows... He's a fuckin' spaghetti felcher, I'm telling you
by @ Pope Pesci XVII October 15, 2016
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feltching straw

the straw used to suck semen out of body cavities after sex.
david brought his own personalized feltching straw to the orgy,i bet that dude swallowed enuff semen to float a aircraft carrier.
by mtrim78 September 11, 2016
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Felcroy

A bird native to Eastern and Southern Massachusetts, that has a very large beak relative to the size of it's skull.
1. Much like a Felcroy, Jon the snowman was lobsided.

2. At grandkev's house, we observed the felcroy in the bushes.
by Narwhal Hunter November 27, 2018
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Fetch me an urn

Expression pronounced by someone who has just heard a joke or story of such high comic value that the listener is instantly deceased. The listener may request an urn from their friends in which to store their remains safely for posterity.

Those who prefer enterrement to cremation may alternatively request “coffin pls”.
1: “Did you hear about Gary swimming naked in his boss’s koi pond while stoned.”
2: “Fetch me an urn please.”
by daltonjfk September 30, 2019
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Fenching

Playing or doing something excessively , in particular Video games grinding away with no exposure to sunlight and destroying relationships, gaming goals are all that matter!
Sam and josh are fenching call of duty this weekend, don’t not expect to see them leave their rooms!
by G marshal Malus May 2, 2020
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fetchfit

retro-barb physique style, fetchyawesome,cool,great outfits that suits your type of mood.
Let your fetchfit be the main revolution of todays generation.
by maccy's August 4, 2020
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