yaba daba doo feet 

a person with real ugly feet usually crunched up toes or bunions

damn dat gurl fine o no she has yaba daba doo feet u can have her pablo

yaba daba doo feet by jinetik June 6, 2003

100 feet club

To join the 100 feet Club, you need to have sex 100 feet under water. The best way is cowgirl style

100 feet club

100 feet club by Incendiary August 2, 2009

cold feet 

To “get cold feet” means to lose your desire or nerve to do something. Often people “get cold feet” because they get nervous.

For example, sometimes the bride or groom might not show up to their wedding because they’ve gotten cold feet.

cold feet by Karyssia May 18, 2009

vote with your feet 

To express dissatisfaction by quitting or leaving. Usually used in the context of a job.

Boss: "As you know, it's been a tough year. We've lost $4 billion. So your bonus this year is going to be...um...negative $100,000. So if you would be so kind as to go ahead and return the full amount of every paycheck you've received this year, that would be greeeeaaat, m'kay?"
Subprime mortgage trader: "What? That's not fair! It's not my fault! You're the one who decided to buy all those Ninja loans, CDOs, and Bear Stearns shares!"
Boss: "Too bad, chief. If you don't like it, vote with your feet."

Paul McCartney: "Bloody hell, woman - what's taking so long? Get me that sammich now!"
Heather Mills: "You can't treat me like this! I'm your wife, not your slave!"
Paul McCartney: "I'm Paul McCartney, bitch! If you've got a problem, vote with your feet! Oops, I mean vote with your FOOT...hahahahahahaha! "

(NOTE: for those who don't know, Heather Mills had her left leg amputated)

vote with your feet by Nicholas D March 25, 2008

beautiful feet 

feet with creamy smooth skin, an accentuated arch, wrinkly soles and lovely prehensile toes curling around my poontang masher.

Watching you cup my trouser snake between the oiled soles of your beautiful feet makes me sploodge hot dolops of moisturiser between your toes.

beautiful feet by Moisturizer October 11, 2007

Three Feet 

To have three feet instead of two.

Person 1: "I have one more foot than two feet."

Person 2: "That means you have three feet."

Three Feet by I Wear One Sock April 8, 2010

6 Feet of Fun 

1) The trademark motto for Bubble Tape.
2)A term used to describe Chuck Norris' dick.
3)What douchebags call their three inch long excuse of a penis.

Douchebag 1:Hey man, you ready to go fuck those bitches down at the club?

Douchebag 2:Hellz yes! I brought my 5 dollar footlong!

Douchebag 1:Well I brought my 6 Feet Of Fun, let's do this!

Chuck Norris is currently in a legal battle against Bubble Tape for the trademark slogan 6 Feet Of Fun.

6 Feet of Fun by xlVLCMSTNDlx September 1, 2009