Fartshitler

A fart that smells like the shit of Hitler.

I fartshitlered in front of a nun and her head exploded in a pile of Christian goop.

by GooseAttack June 22, 2011

walkin farts

little popping farts while a person is walking, very common in old deaf people
aka popcorn farts

(pop,pop,pop)
Grandpa: GET DOWN! THE KRAUTS ARE SHOOTING!
Grandson: Nah, it's just Grandma & her walkin farts

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada October 21, 2010

Machine gun farts

Loud, short, independent farts in rapid succession. fart, pass gas, poot, rip one, silent but deadly

My bunk mate must have had some bad tacos because he ripped machine gun farts all night long.

by joecoolthefool May 6, 2016

fish farts

when you keep farting all day, but the farts are really tiny and come in waves of 3-7 tiny bubbles. They feel like what it looks like when fish blow bubbles in an aquarium or probably what a actual fish fart is like. For the most part the do not carry a scent, but they ones that do are pretty bad. Fish farts are so tiny you will actually forget you have them, even though they come ever few minutes. Part of how they get their name is becasue they have the memory of a fish. Also know as "double F's."

I had the fish farts all day. I know they were carriers too. I could tell how Christy was looking at me.

by thejake713 December 21, 2008

Vaginal farts

Simple. A fart that comes out a females vaginia.

Those girls let out a lot of vaginal farts, gross!

by Vaginal farts February 25, 2018

Chuck Norris Facts

Chuck Norris has never seen a punch coming. He has only seen men adjust their shoulder slightly before he roundhouse kicks them in their face.

Surprising Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, only slaughters.

Chuck Norris choose the last pope

Sharks don't bite people when Chuck Norris goes for a swim.

A Bear can smell a drop of blood 2 miles away. Chuck Norris can smell fear 5.

Norris made history in 1997 when he was the first Westerner in the documented history of Tae Kwon Do to be given the rank of 8th Degree Black Belt Grand Master. In 2017 he will make history again when kicks everybodys ass... AT THE SAME TIME.

Chuck Norris doesn't carry atm cards, he only goes to registers and says CREDIT.

When Chuck Norris was born he gave the doctor a smack on the ass. The doctor still cry's till this day.

When Chuck Norris was a child he never asked WHY?

Chuck Norris didn't live through the cold war. He only put on and extra leather vest.

Chuck Norris is the only person that sees Shaq as a cute puppy.

Chuck Norris Facts are known to be true if this world were a utopia.

by C-los777 October 11, 2007

Fartstead

A fart that lingers way too long. Kinda like its homesteading and its there to stay.

She let out some gas and it wont go away, in fact its a fartstead.

by Faucethands October 23, 2007