Freeze Thrust

Leaning backwards while touching your crotch region to an object or other living thing, as if you were humping it, and then holding that position. A higher form of Freeze Thrust includes letting your arms hang behind your body mid Freeze Thrust. Eye contact is always an objective while attempting to Freeze Thrust properly. Freeze Thrusting is a more advanced form of planking.

"Did you see Mike Freeze Thrust the Starbucks counter while they made him his coffee, the barista was confused as fuck."

"I dare you to Freeze Thrust that car at the stop sign."

by Esstebaan October 15, 2011

vanilla freeze

The act of ejaculating and allowing the semen to dry wherever it may land.

Gage forgot to wash the vanilla freeze off his stomach before he took off his shirt when we went to the river... what a fucking cumrag

by tryadifferentname... July 24, 2006

Alaskan Pipeline Tastey Freeze

An Alaskan Pipeline Tastey Freeze is when a guy shits in a condom, freezes it, takes it out of the condom, uses it on a chick as a dildo and then showing it in her mouth.

Bro, why is Denise wearing brown lipstick?

She's not, that rascal Noah just gave her an Alaskan Pipeline Tastey Freeze.

by Felix Torino November 2, 2019

Freezation

(adj.) freezing

"Dudes, man! I'm dying of freezation out here!"

by Maximum Ride March 8, 2009

Freezer Head

When your head is actually exploding from that cold drink you just drank. It numbs your whole body so you can not move or even think. Also it is way more painful then a brain freeze.

K-"Whoa, what is going on with you?"

A-"Freezer Head!"

by ashleybby28 March 9, 2011

freeze up

when you are called on in class to answer a question you dont know and freeze because you were slacking off or sleeping

dude: hey man what happened to you in class today when the teacher picked on you?

other dude: sorry i was taking my after lunch nap and had a freeze up

by fairytailmaster May 16, 2011

Fleeze

The opposite of steeze. Involves failing with ease. If you fleeze, you are a complete douche.

That bitch didn't let you in that ass? Fuckin' fleeze bro

by Steezin McBreezin November 20, 2011