Fart

A gas that comes out of every-single-creature-alive's anus. And, yes ladies fart too. It is also known as Methane, or poop gas. In fact, this gas has lots of nicknames.

Woman: *fart*
Man 1: Dude, that stinks.
Man 2: Ikr!
Man 3: It wasn't me

Man 1: It wasn't me either!
Man 2: Maybe it was her?
Woman: Umm... Okay?

by FunkDaBeat September 29, 2014

fart

A fart is the spirit ( sometimes can be nasty ) of the food you ate a while ago ! To keep them away during the day one has to make a special offering to the toilet in the morning. Failing to do so can enrage the fart spirit and can result in you getting thrown out of a moving bus later during the day !

Guy:1-What's that awful smell ? Dude did you just fart ?
Guy:2- oh that's the ghost of the turkey I ate yesterday !
Guy:1- man you're full of shit !
Guy:2- I guess I'am...

by spectre97 January 27, 2014

fart

1. The best feeling in the world once you let it out.

2. A extremely smelly thing. Sometimes you fart so hard you shit your pants.

Anthony: (fart)
Bob: Dude what was that
Anthony: ahhhh that felt so good i farted

2. Phil: (extreme fart)
Bob: What the hell was that!?
Phil: Oops. I guess I shit my pants again

by IMNOTVERYCREATIVEBITCHES April 28, 2013

Fart

Agonising squeal of a trapped turd

A fart is like the final cry for freedom before before you give birth to that stinking steamer

by Jutstar August 8, 2014

fart

Shits with the same funny sound and same vile smell but no fuss, no mess!

Jim- "Holy shit! Your going to need a change of underwear."
Xavier-"Nahh, it's all good. I only farted."

by HARASSS November 23, 2010

fart

a stinky and loud gas

eww did you fart!

by desass June 5, 2018

Fart

A chance to be embarrassed at school.

Hey dude, did you just fart? (Laughter)

by Original Orangutans May 30, 2014