fun monkey (aka front monkey)

fun monkey (aka front monkey):
To straddle the toilet the opposite way round when pinching out a log in order to leave an unsightly skid-mark down the front side of the toilet basin.

When round at a friend's humble abode, be sure to leave your fun monkey (aka front monkey)mark whilst not forgetting to relay the blame upon someone else, preferably someone's girlfriend.

by broccoli_badger November 25, 2006

fun police

The part of IT associated with ensuring that nobody has any fun, mainly because they are a bunch of wet towels who are full of spite and don't want anybody else to have fun because they aren't getting any.

Fingers:"Hey Fortress, can I have YouTube access?"
Fortress: "No, that would be fun. Get back to work, robot!"
Fingers: "Damn fun police!"

by 3nigm@ March 8, 2010

fun hole

a woman's vagina used in a provacative manner.

I ripped through my girl's fun hole like it was made out of confetti!

by Jose el Quatro May 3, 2006

Fun piss

The act of urinating in an inappropriate/unnecessary location for one's own amusement, whilst participating in anti-social behaviour.

Guy 1: I just had a fun piss on a dog.
Guy 2: Well I just had a fun piss off the roof of my hotel, beat that

by Ihavenoideawhoyouare April 23, 2010

fun dracula

A slang term for one who brings misery or sucks the fun out of a party or other gathering.

Luke used to be cool until that fun dracula Lindsey started dating him.

We call her the fun dracula because of the way she sucks all the fun out of our lives.

by Ben Schick February 10, 2007

fun tokens

Money, cash: the stuff you need to purchase fun (entertainment, substances, toys)

I can't go out this weekend, I've run out of fun tokens.

by UncoGirl July 9, 2006

Fun cut

A detour that is not "shorter", but is always more fun and usually involves dirt and catching air in vehicles not intended to catch air; a slightly more xtreme level of off roading

Craig: Dude you missed the turnoff to go home

Garrett: Chill man I'm taking the fun cut

Craig: WTF ARE YOU DOING ON THE DIRT

Craig: HOLY SHIT STAR....... we just caught air.

Garrett: told ya it'd be a fun cut.

by B1GR3D1 August 10, 2008