FaceStalk

To browse Facebook users' profiles constantly without their knowing, especially when they are not your friends and you are judging them as you do it.

Katie: "Hey you wouldn't believe who added me on Facebook, Fre-."
Michelle: "Fred Thomas, I know, and he commented your pictures."
Katie: "Hey, how did you know?"
Michelle: "Oh, I was just FaceStalking last night."

by Matie Chulick July 3, 2009

Hat Faces

A group of chavs who have their faces hidden under their baseball caps so that you can't see their faces. They're like sheep and are always together and follow each other without thought.They also walk like they're carrying carpets..and like throwing Biscuits ¬_¬ *cough*MONGS*cough*

"Look at those damn Hat Faces!"

by stuffyou January 22, 2006

People with fucked up faces

See Matt Schr3ck and you'll see what I'm talking about.

Dude, I'm Matt Schr3ck. Someone hit me with a baseball bat in the face at a very young age.

by 2Pac February 15, 2005

fecency

noun FEE-sen-see

the compulsion to clean up after yourself when you've seriously ruined a public toilet for the next guy.

You wish people had more of this if you're forced to use any toilet visited by more than five different people in a day, because most of them have no fecency and don't care what kind of mess they leave behind.

"In an act of fecency, he used a wad of toilet paper to clean the shit-splatter he'd left all over the gas station's one public toilet."

by driptah September 9, 2009

FaceStorm

When you become a facebook whore, throughout your daily routine you constantly think of new statuses for every activity you do and it usually takes you a good amount of time to come up with a status worthy of being posted.

Holy s**t! That car almost slammed into me! I have to update my FB status... but what should I put? Time to FaceStorm. This could take a while...

by handsoff_banzhaf October 31, 2010

Facescrapbooking

Posting pics to document your life with a theme on Facebook.

I am posting a defined picture every day for 30 days, I am Facescrapbooking.

by AlbuquerqueNuala January 22, 2011

facestalk

When one means to look at another's profile, but winds up spending hours going through the other person's like, pictures, friends, and statuses without realizing it

Greg: So the girl from the party last night friended me.
Ken: Awesome, so did you facestalk her?
Greg: Yeah, but totally by accident. Her pictures were all just so sexy that I couldn't stop.

by rairai97 February 27, 2011