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T.F.M.T

Titty Fuck Monster Truck

a phrase used when one is excited, upset, or responsive to an injury.
'hey darrell, your new fuel pump for the trans am just came in!'.... 'well T.F.M.T! or titty fuck monster truck!'
by carson allen May 7, 2008
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T F ?!?!

The Fuck!? (exclamation, short form of what the fuck).
You want us to chip in for petrol? T F ?!?!
by MattWillTom June 28, 2006
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Related Words
F.T.W. f-town F.T.I. F that S F.T. Island F'taang F train F-Troop F/T f.t.d.s.

F.W.T.

"Fuck Word Trade"

For your listening pleasure...
Fuck World Trade!

Scabies and metalheads
born in the gutter
and chained to the radiator of a squat basement for 16 years
we are proud to announce a triumphant return
the thunderous cacophony
the crack rock steady beat!
The skewed development policies kill people everyday and they keep us so hypnotized that even though its right infront of our eyes we dont see it, World trade is a death machine...
by Ümbra September 10, 2004
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L.A.T.F.O.T.O

an abreavation meaning look at the frame on that one meaning: a vulgar term used to describe a womans persional structure.
by oddmusicseeker November 21, 2003
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J.T.F.

Jesus Titty Fuck The wondrous appearing of a crucifix hanging down into the exposed cleavage of a good Christian girl.
"Wow...the Lord is giving her a real J.T.F. today!"
by UrineJD December 24, 2008
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T F

T F stands for "Totally Fucked" -- Pre 1970's expression that is abbreviation for a slang that could not be uttered, due to social restrictions of the time. Fuck and all its conjugations were not the common slang of pre 1970's American campuses. The word Fuck was still taboo, until later in US history, after celebrities and politicians began saying it in public.
The significance is that to say the expression TF as "Totally Fucked" was a final epithet for the situation that warranted the oath. There was at the time no lower epithet to describe your sisters' promiscuity, or the arrest record of your best friend who is now in a coma from OD of LSD.
It is similar to older yeoman remarks like: SNAFU- "systems normal all fucked up"; SOA- "Standard Operating Procedure"... and the like.
Some significance to the importance of the loss of this expression is in the written record back in the 70's of the Nixon Tapes from his Watergate SNAFU... when "expletive deleted" was bleeped out, and bracketed in the periodicals. Most readers filled in the blanks with a T F or equivalent.
Then of course Geo Carlin rambled into history as he spoke of the words one cannot utter on TV, or was that Lenny Bruce?
After we began laughing at comedians and politicians for making fuck and all its forms expletives, T F lost its valuable place depicting the lowest of conditions. >>pd
"That's T F," said LBJ to RFK right after JFK was shot dead.
by MooPig September 7, 2007
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W.T.F

acronym for White Trash Female. as a WTM is a white trash male or a WTP stands for White Trash People

Famous Examples:
Brittany Spears
Jamie Lynn Spears
That W.T.F skankwhore was in her bathing suit holding all of her 12 kids barefoot.
by Lauren R April 21, 2008
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