Exasurbated

Exhausted from masturbating

I don't think I can come tonight, I'm really exasurbated.

by LuciusKills May 24, 2017

Exasterbating

It's when you're so bored that you literally just start beating your meat for absolutely no reason other than just plain boredom, and you're completely flaccid and you cant pop a chub even with porn so you just sit there and beat at it for like 6 hours until its 6am and your hand is going numb and your dick is purple so you finally give up and look at beastiality or My Little Pony porn or some shit because "It's something different" and you finally pop a half chub like the degenerate you are and stroke harder and harder until you finally finish and it's the least satisfying orgasm you've ever experienced, literally just kinda oozes out. Not to be confused with Satisbating.

Dude 1: Man, I had such a shitty night.
Dude 2: Why?
Dude 1: I was Exasterbating so hard. I finally caved and watched beastiality and came.
Dude 2: Shit son, sounds like a crappy night.
Dude 1: Yeah, I'm probably on the FBI Watchlist.

by Iwelcomedeathwithaspreadass May 22, 2018

Example before definition

1) I'm gonna create a word
2) What is it gonna be?
1) Example before definition

When you switch the definition and example you get example before definition

by Saetern June 11, 2018

Exasturbate

When you’re frustrated and masturbate.

David was so pissed he went home and furiously exasturbated into his favorite sock

by gulliermo August 22, 2018

Exampimple

Used for a very specific situation where during an exam, frequently an essay, it becomes extremely difficult to display an example for a definition or situation that you form a stress pimple.

God, I can’t believe how hard that english test. One of those sections gave me an exampimple, now I can’t go out in public.

by eionceal November 22, 2018

Exam

A Bunch of Bull Shit

We got exams Shit

by truthofmans June 7, 2019

exam karma

When you explicitly don’t help others with an upcoming exam that wouldn’t require much from yourself. This could be in the form of not sending notes or answering a quick question. This will cause the person refusing to help to get a lower score on an exam.

Can u send me the notes from the review

You shoulda been in class sorry

Your gonna get exam karma and fail the exam

by Professor..11 September 18, 2019