softboi engineer

An atypical software engineer, who doesn't identify with the leetcode grind, goes on tinder dates and does things outside of being a techies.

boy: ya I do yoga and tarot cards. I don't wanna talk about my tech job.
girl: you're a softboi engineer

by tres_brando May 13, 2022

Fantasy Engineering

Working on a pretend project with impractical goals, imaginary requirements, unachievable expectations.

My current assignment is fantasy engineering, we're making green biofuel out of unicorn manure.

by SequoiaMan December 4, 2009

observation engineer

an unskilled individual who watches others perform a job task

It takes one person to screw in a light bulb and one observation engineer to watch.

by psychoesthesiac July 10, 2010

Fire Engine

The piece of firefighting apparatus in which REAL firefighters ride.

Hes not a pussy truckie so he rides the fire engine.

by TWP325 February 4, 2009

Afro engineering

The less offensive way of saying "nigger rigging"

That guy should be shot, he did nothing but get that shit to work long enough to get away. This afro engineering is unacceptable.

by White > Rest March 15, 2016

Mechanical engineering

The best college major.

I heard you study mechanical engineering.

Actually Anjali, it’s pronounced “best college major.” I can understand your confusion tho, you’re not the brightest bulb on the tree.

by Pineapplepanda May 30, 2021

Starling Engine

After smoking really strong weed one reaches a state of "Starling engine" when the sound of starlings drives a person to a high induced paranoia.

Oh dude you smoked that weed and ended up starling engine.

by slssfw May 22, 2005