ear carrot

an orange, oblong ear plug resembling a carrot in color and shape.

The concert was incredibly loud, so I stuffed in a couple of ear carrots so I wouldn't lose my hearing.

by olympic1896 August 24, 2018

ear cum

A very nice piece of music that almost makes your ears cum.

"Hey, that last Crystal Castles album is pure ear cum!"

by twoeazy November 7, 2012

ear-69

When two people interlock faces such that each of their mouths is close to the other's ear. This is generally the only way to have a conversation in a crowded club or bar.

"I got the digits of this girl that was probably pretty hot. I'm not sure though, I didn't get a good look at her since we had to ear-69 to talk."

by PositiveZero June 19, 2008

'ear....'tanks

Phrase heard when passing a joint to a friend.

1st person handing the joint: 'ear(here)
2nd person receiving the joint: 'tanks(thanks)

by The Poops August 11, 2003

ear worm

Noun - A song, or part of a song, that gets stuck in your head and goes on and on and on.

"I've had an ear worm for days since I heard the team team sing "100 bottles of beer on the wall" in the bus coming home from the game." Common ear worms:"The song that doesn't end," the theme from "Seseame Street" the bass rif from In-a-gadda-da-vida, the music from Mario and other video games, most commercials.Cure: Finding another less annoying song to replace it.

by LuLu-U April 15, 2006

Virgin Ears

Someone who has never heard of a certain topic, word, song, etc.

Kelly: So i heard Laura was sandwiched last night by two guys she just picked up.
Jenny: Shh- not so loud. Sarah has virgin ears!

by G121 March 19, 2010

Stink Ear

Stink Ear is when someone farts in your ear while talking to you on the telephone. It's a play on words, referring to pink eye, which apparently can be spread by having people fart in your face.

Leif asked me to hold on for a second, and as I did he placed his phone's receiver by his ass and let one rip. I had been given the stink ear.

by Sweet Lovin Dobbs April 9, 2009