whore eyed cunt

A female that has the look of whore about her as well as giving off a "i'm a cunt look" with her eyes.

Jesus Mike, did you see how that whore eyed cunt was looking at you?

by The pig pooker April 20, 2009

Black Eyed Peas

A Pathetic no-talent bunch of wankplanks featuring a dirty slut as one of there "vocalists" They have no talent whatsoever and the female in the group gives the others free head when she knowns in reality shes a professional prostitute and cannot sing worth shit.

Black Eyed Peas need to die (esp Fergie that slut bitch of a ho)

by Brother Number One July 5, 2005

brown eyed bombshell

An attractive brown eyed woman.

She is a brown eyed bombshell!

by MUFFiN :) December 18, 2009

one eyed gopher

a large sweaty man dick.

my one eyed gopher is looking his hole. ;)

by queen of mexico April 8, 2003

one eyed mule

a man describing his large penis

brb gotta drain the one eyed mule

by briar gates November 4, 2004

fish eyed lens

Its like a fish eyed lens!!

"Dude I just don't get it"
'Bro it's like a fish eyed lens"
"Ooh I get it now!"
"Exactly!"

by grown ass man May 27, 2014

One Eyed Cock

That person you work with!
Who really has no idea - desire to perform a simple task from day to day.
As a result from the above definition, these people really are just one eyed cocks!

Hey “Pete” can you help that person over there please!
Help who?
That person in front of you!
Where?
Don’t worry you “one eyed cock”

by Curly26 June 24, 2019