Dunkle

Definition:
A chronically inebriated uncle. Most often spotted at family gatherings hovering near the potato salad, oversharing war stories that never happened, and loudly insisting that “back in my day” was superior to all current technology, music, or morals.

“Who gave a bottle of vodka to Dunkle Randy?”

by vegasvibes July 28, 2025

Darky Dunker

a male who sleeps with dark black women

Jake's new girl is Darker than Wesley Snipes.

He turned into a Darky Dunker

by Seargent Slaughter October 7, 2010

Pork Dunker

One who inserts (dunks) his penis (pork) into an orifice; typically a vagina or anus.

Scott, "Hey how'd the date with Debra go last night?"
Mickey, "Brah, it was awesome, I totally Dunked my Pork in Debra last night"
Scott, "Brah, you are the smoothest Pork Dunker in these here parts"

by Spacehaus October 27, 2010

Gettin' Dunked

A euphemism for someone's progression toward drunkenness, much like getting "wasted," "hammered," "plastered," or "sloshed."

Especially appropriate for ballers, or in sports bar scenarios.

"Dude, I'm gonna take some shots. GETTIN' DUNKED!"
"Get dunked, bro!"

by Fistpump Snowbear September 20, 2012

k'dunked

The act of beating someone at something so hard it's as if you dove off the Dubai tower and after thousands of feet of wonderful acceleration have "slam-dunked" a flaming basketball on their head.

Most people do not survive a k'dunking.

Oh, I heard he got k'dunked at that online game he plays... The paramedics barely got to him in time.

by TerrorAbove April 24, 2014

Jacob Dinkelman

A total asshole who jerks off to gay Asian porn because it reminds them of their small chode.

That dick is such a Jacob Dinkelman.

by JacobDinkelmanSucksAss November 3, 2016

john dinkelspiel

A very nice guy, he had a musical.ly account, but people was bullying him for it so he shut it down. He is pvery handsom, but a little short. He is very random and confusing, yet I still like him a lot, there is something about him, I think it is his charming and flirtotius personality. I think he doesn´t realise how handsome he is, and how good of a boyfriend he would make.

john dinkelspiel is very handsome

by Johnlover22 December 12, 2016