by FusionF5 June 24, 2015
Ball of dried up, discarded toilet paper. Used for cleaning up male ejaculate. Usually found under, or around the bed of a teenage (or adult) male.
-How did your domestic cleaning job go today?
-Fine, but there were a lot of Jizz Dumplings under his bed.
-Fine, but there were a lot of Jizz Dumplings under his bed.
by IodineJupiter October 26, 2018
by Fluffy Rice January 13, 2025
A more appropriate alternative term for captain dip shit most commonly referred to for the work center / department moron that the company they work for will not fire regardless of what a fuck up he or she is. A captain dumpling’s stupidity and terrible work ethic not only irritates their supervisors and management team beyond belief, but their fellow floor level employees as well.
Supervisor) This guy has worked here for five years and he still can’t turn in a job without missing paperwork!
Manager) Let me guess, Captain Dumpling
Manager) Let me guess, Captain Dumpling
After returning from Chinatown, they scarfed down dumplings in their hotel room before the behavioral management conference.
by not-who-you-think-it-is April 12, 2024
When you’ve eaten way to much Chinese food that turned out to be loaded with salmonella. Followed by a raging case of dysentery.
by Rick Junk October 22, 2020
by Daddy Wrong Legs August 04, 2009