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Vagina Driver

by sistinas777 March 24, 2012
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Grandpa Driver

Any driver, elderly or not, who exhibits driving traits such as not driving at least the speed limit, stopping at railroad tracks, not turning right on red, driving the speed limit in the left lane of a highway, being unable to navigate a roundabout, or otherwise causing unnecessary delays for other drivers. However, it is debatable if a Grandpa Driver is worse than a Dick Driver.
I was late to work today because some Grandpa Driver went 20 in a 45 for five miles.
by Isaristh November 6, 2013
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Ambo Driver

"Ambo Driver" is the correct, real term for the preferred term "Ambulance Officer" in the Queensland Ambulance Service.
You: hey, ambo driver!
volcanic: die
by QFRSSaddle January 25, 2022
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Karen-Drivers

Defined as the type of driver(s) who worry about you, than themselves. If they're in the wrong speed lane, flash beams and their response to brake check you, instead of lane changing to correct lane. If you attempt to pass a Karen-Driver, they'll speed up not allowing you to pass by, as well as changing to your lane and slow down on you. 3 miles down the road, a repeat happens again with same Karen-Driver, often a few battles later and a middle finger given by the Karen-Driver, they take their exit leaving you in your inner gangster mental state. 8 out of 10 battles is between a Karen-Driver and a Semi Operator, sometimes there's karma involved if a Statey catches a Karen-Driver in the act.
"Here we go again, Karen-Drivers"
"Worried much about me, Karen-Driver?"
"Brake check me once more, Karen-Driver"
"Yes another, Karen-Driver"
"Do you want sprinkles with that middle finger, Karen-Driver?"
"Catch me at the highway exit, how bout dat! Karen-Driver"
by BMW_Rider320 February 18, 2022
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slinky driver

A person that constantly speeds up and slows down... then speeds up and slows down, causing traffic to act like a slinky being dragged across the floor.
"That Slinky driver needs to pick a damn speed. Yes, your brakes are still there.. Oh.. found your gas pedal again I see"
by jwalker8680 September 25, 2019
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Volvo driver

Someone who drives a Volvo (a car brand that has always marketed themselves with safety). They are usually bad drivers and create a hazard for other drivers. Typical behaviors include driving well below the speed limit, failing to park properly, and more.

Volvo cars are poorly built, and ironically, can be very dangerous despite their safety focused marketing. Issues like brake and suspension failures often lead to crashes.
The guardrail was damaged after a Volvo driver hit it.
by Four Loko Frat Guy October 27, 2023
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Weekly Driver

A vehicle in which only gets driven in immaculate weather.

A vehicle in which the owner originally buys for a Nice, Summer car but will not drive in; rain, snow, heavy wind, mist, foggy days, etc.
"Hey man! How come I haven't seen your 'daily driver' Audi lately?"
"It looks like its supposed to rain today even though the forecast shows nothing."
"Oh! So its a weekly driver, not a daily. You drive a daily, everyday."
by Bama_Boss August 24, 2023
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