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Aye son, big side of pork and beans
Bacon in it, aye son
Bacon in it, aye son
Might drink a thousand liters of Pepsi later on
I was jerking off to Banquet meals
I was jerking off to Banquet meals
I was jerking off, I was jerking off (fuck!)
dude are you listening to Modular Diet ?
Of course i am!
Its the best liquid richard song to date!
Ok, carry on.
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Danny: Rub my head.
by Helter Skelter 69 February 5, 2009
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noun - A diet by which video games are substituted for alcohol, nutritious food and cola.
noun - A diet by which video games are substituted for alcohol, nutritious food and cola.
1. I was in my basement playing world of warcraft for a week straight to hit the 80level cap. It is the best way to stay skinny using the gamer's diet.
2. Did you see Carl's on his gamer diet? He looks like he will collapse playing call of duty like that.
2. Did you see Carl's on his gamer diet? He looks like he will collapse playing call of duty like that.
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