Dirty Dan

not you

you'll never be dirty dan, because I'm dirty dan

by CrypticMemory January 11, 2020

Dirty Parker

The act of splitting a girl in half with your gargantuan horse cock

“You look a little sore, what happened to you last night?

“Oh nothing my boyfriend gave me a dirty Parker last night”

by theemoone182 April 4, 2020

Dirty Dot

An term occasionally used by inhabitants of Dorchester, Massachusetts (a neighborhood of Boston) to refer to their place of residence.

He thinks the world of his mother; he calls her "Saint Margaret of Dirty Dot".

by Dano2 April 7, 2010

Dirty Bidet

The combination of liquid and aerosol felt when an automatic toilet mistakenly flushes, post-business but pre-standing-up.

Student 1: (Audibly crying and whimpering in a restroom stall)
Student 2: Hey bro. Are you alright?
Student 1: (Behind stall door) No. I forgot to put toilet paper over the motion sensor on the toilet, and I got a Dirty Bidet... I have 4 more hours of classes! (Crying continues)
Student 2: (Shudders, shakes his head with sympathy, and walks away)

by Colibear August 24, 2016

Dirty Marmot

When one defecates on a snowfield and glassades down in order to clean themselves.

I was in the mountains without any toilet paper so I took a dirty marmot

by Dances on Rocks November 15, 2015

Dirty fanta

Fanta mixed with cough syrup - codeine
Variation of lean

"Yo Jim, send that dirty fanta this way"

by Where's my urethra February 21, 2019

Dirty Joni

Is a firey woman, confident, and crazy. An incredible friend, but dont get on her bad side. Watch out for the redheaded ones, they have super powers.

I saw Dirty Joni drinking at the Fort last night. She was having an insane time.

by sam726 August 24, 2019