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Dickscount

A deduction in the cost of goods or services which is a result of high quality sexual encounters.
I was going to go to night school to learn more about the profession of my lady friend , however, she said she’d do it for free and give me a Dickscount.
by JayAura December 18, 2024
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Dicksuckeru, dicksUckeru, dicksuckerU

Dicksuckeru, dicksUckeru, dicksuckerU
Dicksuckeru, dicksUckeru, dicksuckerU
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025
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Dicksaster

When you go to have sex with a dude and he stops you and says he has a STD and his dick is bleeding.
I went to his place and he had a DICKSASTER, it was so fucking nasty!
by anonymous April 20, 2025
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Dickscrimination

A situation—especially in courtrooms, HR offices, or other power-broker arenas—where a man ends up on the losing side solely because he’s a man, while the woman involved gains an advantage she likely wouldn’t enjoy if their genders were reversed. In short: the flip-side of sexism, starring the neglected Y-chromosome.
Example
After the judge ignored every shred of evidence and rubber-stamped custody for the ex simply because ‘children belong with Mom,’ Zach muttered, ‘Welcome to full-on dickscrimination, bro.’ Even Wildehaven’s own justice warrior, Shayla Wilde, had to admit the system was rigged.”
by Temptress of Wildehaven March 15, 2026
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dicktacor

A would-be dictator with the emotional stability of a toddler and the ego of a crumbling empire. Loud, fragile, full of tantrums. Rules by bluster, retreats at the first real pushback.
After the press conference meltdown, even his supporters realized he was more dicktacor than leader.
by Pen&Guin May 30, 2025
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Dicksabled Room

When you order the handicap hotel room to increase a sexual experience by utilizing all the support bars throughout the room.
I was at the casino and invited this women to my sweet which just happened to be the dicksabled room.
by Thomas Frick August 6, 2025
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Dickscuses

Definition. 1. When your man starts telling you he’s shivery early in the evening. 2. When he says how tired he is before bedtime.
Example: ‘Don’t come at me with your dickscuses.’
by SoooooZee September 19, 2025
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