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designer poverty

'designer poverty' is a man that makes poor financial decisions by wearing branded clothes, chains & watches but living on his Mums' floor dodging bailiffs.
Mandem - "Rah, check that yout out mans got more diamonds around his neck than Rwanda"
Mandem 2 - "Nah bro, mans in designer poverty. My man told me he can't afford the monthly payments on his car."
by Theo Mulenga April 2, 2020
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proxy pseudo designer

A fashion designer who's not a formal fashion designer by trade, who outsources the design and/or mass-produces BS.
e.g. Rachel is a blogger turned proxy pseudo designer
by uberduke December 17, 2016
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designated sucker

the friend in your group, (who's naturally a hoe), sucks all the crusty dicks you don't want to.
Amber: Ew Sarah, that ratchet old man just asked me to give him a blowjob!

*Amber and Sarah look back at their friend Paisley *

Sarah: You know what to do, designated sucker. Drop to those ashy knees and start sucking.
by Frankfucker June 15, 2017
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outerior designer

Guy knows how to drass, must be an outerior designer
by eschh November 14, 2011
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Designer Music

music that has become more of a statement to listen to rather than an art form, saying you listen to it is the equivalent of saying "I wear Rick Owens by the way" or "Yes I wear number (n)ine, how could you tell?" in fashion terms
Loser: "Yo have you heard the new (insert underground album by generic underground artist)
Normal Human: "Nah bro that shit is literal designer music"
by Digglera October 20, 2025
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Designer Dick

A penis that has previously had sex while wearing a luxury condom.
Chad: Bro, i fucked her with a Gucci condom on.
Charlie: Ahhhh shit... you got a Designer Dick!
by Chazdababy January 18, 2020
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Serial Designation V

a really hot robot that I want to step on me
Serial Designation V bro 🥵 just look at those legs
by PBJelly6 February 24, 2024
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